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Relatable Quotes From My Kindergarten Diary

“I’m very happy I have no afterschool” (as in nothing I have to do after school)

“I also hope I can clear my head and make myself laugh”

“I don’t know who I am”

“Here are my goals: be myself for at least one day...”

“I want to go home. I want my water bottle”

It was 9:30 pm. I put on a foot mask and downed a soda. I have never had a more productive work time. Proof that self-care and soda is the answer to all your problems

I forget x-men first class is an action/sci-fi film and not a rom-com

“Slipping Through My Fingers” by ABBA, Dead Poets Society, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Book Thief, any dog movie

If you aren’t hit with feels by thinking of these things, I’m genuinely curious how do you do it?

SOS by ABBA is insanely Cherik coded.

"I've tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind" I know it's low hanging fruit but it fits so perfectly!

Random ASOUE Headcanons

Most of these take place in some miscellaneous undefined AU that is much happier than cannon.

*Isadora and Quigley are thrill seekers and do really reckless things when they’re together that consequently give Duncan a stomach ache. 

*However Duncan and Quigley do stupid things together that make Isadora role her eyes. Not stupid in a reckless way, but still in a ‘what the fuck were you thinking?’ sort of way. Things like chugging 3 gallons of water and not going pee for 3 hours on a dare.

*Violet doesn’t have any fucks left to give

*Violet is a wine aunt

*We already knew this but Klaus has woke barista energy and is supremely sassy

*As a teenager Sunny is a total stereotypical badass

*Duncan is a terrible babysitter

*Klaus Baudelaire has had too many iced coffees

*Klaus, Duncan, and Isadora are insomniacs but in completely different ways

*Klaus was just up that late because he had too much caffeine and he was reading and he didn’t know what time it was. 

*Duncan’s been procrastinating all day but got a burst of energy and works manically between the hours of midnight and 3 AM

*Isadora is just full of energy and down to party or she wants to quietly look at the stars and write poems, no inbetween. 

I literally hate whoever got rid of the oxford comma

“Gosh, you really are a Maximoff. Otherwise, none of this would be nearly as dramatic.”

- Agatha Harkness

Healing isn't always linear, sometimes it's cherik fanfiction

if you listen to Unwrittwn by Natasha Bedingfield while thinking about the assignment you haven't started it goes from a serenity song to a stress song.