Just Found Out I Was Thirsty Not By Receiving A Signal From My Body About It But By Dozing Off And Dreaming

you may doubt that "they" are doing buddie canon but you can't deny that oliver stark is definitely doing buddie canon

this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

heartstopper + tumblr text posts

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?