My Career Advice Isn't "do What You Love" It's "do What Will Give You The Most Money Without Making You

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

Unrealistic polymath genius: has six PhDs.

Realistic polymath genius: just has the one set of degrees, but their bachelor’s, their master’s, and their doctorate are each in a different field, and they’d be happy to explain – at great length – how the three relate to one another.

Me finishing Agatha All Along: I love women

Me starting Rivals: I love men

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

THE PITT • Patrick Ball as Dr. Frank Langdon "So hot, but so feisty. Those are the ones to watch out for... more trouble than they're worth."

your email has found me on the fucking brink

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway