Alright so my brother and I make jokes like this constantly to the point where one of my characters is just this joke. Pretty much the thought process is that every time they try to tell someone their gender more and more ridiculous shit happens to prevent it from being heard and then they just say "but I prefer if you just call me Z" almost like the universe is keeping it a secret. The thought process is that you don't need to know Z's gender to accept them and respect that they just want to be called Z. As you should with everyone if they want you to use pronouns, use them. If they prefer to just be called by their name, just use their name.
what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”
Ayyyyyyy I'm Trans and genderfluid my dudes! Come chill here if you ever need to talk!
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Ah my fave ship. Then again my fave poly ship is ryuakekita because it just feels like my relationship (I see one of my boyfriends as Ryuji cause he's pervy but a good dumb boi with chronic pain and the other as Goro cause he's fucking crazy and masks happy a lot but he loves us in his sweet way. And I just like Yusuke a whole lot! Also nerodivergent kings 👑) so I guess when I see Goro and Yusuke together I think of my boyfriend and go soft 💙 (same goes for ryukita or ryugoro)
Hi, today we’re akekitaeing.
I just think they would be so soft and devoted to each other. The kind of discreet couple that becomes obvious they’re a couple, simply by quiet observation of their behavior, when they’re out with friends or in public.
I don't know why I can still do this but i can evidently???? I don't know man.
Well if this ain't me then, well then I guess it ain't me, but it is so mleh
Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
If an item is in his life long enough he will bond with it and it will have a whole personality (think how people name their car, phone, laptop, couch, plants, toys ect. and treat those things like people) I just like the idea of him talking to the fiat sometimes like "This is the second time you've broken down on this drive. Do you wish to stop for the night? Are you thirsty? I should ask Jigen to look at you."
if anyone ever finds this on their timeline or whatever, give me YOUR (🫵) headcannons (is that how you spell it? i never learned it) about our wonderful Autism Boy, Goemon!!
pretty please,,?
It's so strange and funny how the ao3 curse has affected my thought process. I was sitting here genuinely panicking because an ao3 author I've been reading from stopped posting three days ago and they're a daily poster. So my brain immediately jumped to "Oh gods I hope wherever hit them isn't too terrible! I hope it's just a cold and not a burned down house or dead relative!" Gods only on AO3 would you assume the worst immediately because someone missed their weeklies/dailies.
Oh shit y'all we've had a lot of these "you can only reblog today" posts this year
today is the 21st day in the 21st week of the 21st year in the 21st century
In my defense I bash on my ex because he cheated on me with my friend that didn't know we were dating and then broke up with me on my birthday... Over text.
I 100% agree.
I get bored so I can direct my anger at them so it’s fine, better than me going out and ruining other relationships lolol
Moavziel
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
Hi Hi call me Kai He/They/Ze Panromantic Aegosexual I struggle with tones so please be patient with me! 💙
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