Latest Posts by kallusenjoyer - Page 6

Actually I wasn't born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that

Via Schatky with thanks to Lickal0lli for the translation

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

This came across my Facebook feed, felt I’d share it.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

Okay Kallus accidentally becoming the Rebellion's version of B Dylan Hollis has officially taken over my brain again, so I'm going to make that everyone else's problem

Between growing up in the lower levels of Cosuscant and then immediately joining the military as soon as he was old enough, Kallus never learned how to cook

Once the Ghost crew finds this out, it becomes a point of light ribbing and they tease him about it, especially Sabine

Sabine finds a terrible vintage cookbook and gives it to Kallus as a gag gift to keep on his ship when he's out on missions and "maybe eventually learn to cook like a real adult"

Kallus rolls his eyes and tells her to kriff off, appreciating the gesture for the joke it is

Except then he has a particularly slow mission. And he's bored. And that book is sitting in the small kitchen of his ship

The first video is an absolute fucking DISASTER. Kallus doesn't know how any part of cooking works and a lot of the video is just him confused and then spitting out the absolute monstrosity he ends up making in disgust

He sends this video to Sabine, who thinks it's absolutely fucking hilarious and immediately demands more

It quickly becomes a thing. In between missions or on missions where he has more downtime, Kallus will pick some terrible sounding recipe and try to make it, filming the process and sending it to Sabine. Some of them turn out decent, some of them turn out terribly, and all of them are hilarious

And over time, Kallus' cooking and baking skills do actually improve. Some of the recipes are still disgusting and terrible, but he actually sort of knows what he's doing now and more than that, he's having fun

He starts getting actual decent cooking equipment to keep on his ship and looks for vintage cook books while in different space ports. It's been a long time since Kallus was able to engage so unabashedly in a hobby that he genuinely enjoys, and it's like discovering a part of himself that he'd almost forgotten existed

Meanwhile, Sabine has started sharing the videos with the rest of the crew, which is perfectly fine

Until Ezra shares one of them with one of the dock guys

Who shares it with one of his friends

Etc. Etc. Etc.

It doesn't take long before videos of him cooking are circulating through the Rebellion and everyone LOVES them

Except no one outside of the Ghost crew actually realizes it's Kallus

Between his physical appearance changing somewhat since defecting and the massive difference in demeanor and mannerisms compared to how he normally acts, no one even really considers that the funny gay cooking guy is Alexsandr "Resting Bitch Face is my Superpower" Kallus

Until, in the middle of a particularly contentious briefing, Kallus accidentally says "honey, you can't dilute a war crime"

Absolute chaos ensues

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

i understand now why people who hack their 3ds are always telling people to do the same and saying how easy it is because "owns a hacked 3ds" is quickly becoming my entire personality

I leave my drawing of how I think it is rabbit in the fic of "hero's shadow"

@feelingstqbby

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24142522/chapters/58130707

This fic is one of my favourites.💖

I still love this piece a lot, flaws and all. I’ve had the rest of the pages for this scene on my to-do list for literally months, but I keep not doing them bc I’m scared I won’t like them as much 💀

Anyways. The vaguest of spoilers for @blackholeca ‘s fic Pied Piper. The next art I post will be more spoilery but far less adorable

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

there's something about morticia and gomez, miss piggy and kermit, howl and sophie that is not at all cishet. at their core they're for gay people

Hizashi: why are there so many scratches on your back?

Shouta: *flashbacks to last night when he cornered a stray cat after Hizashi told him not to*

Shouta: I'm cheating on you.

Hizashi: *flashbacks to watching Shouta go outside to try (and fail) to catch the cat*

Hizashi: no you're not.

Another commission I got to work on for @lapzoli!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ♡

There’s absolutely NO mistaking the Batfamily as anything but a bunch of chaotic siblings. Nightwing and Red Hood don’t even plan these things, they just sense whenever it’s the right moment to ruin Batman’s Very Serious Mission Briefing.

@crosshairs-wife at your command

I pass by cows and sheep for a high schools 4h program!!

At my two most recent jobs I've had a cool looking tree towards the end of my commute that makes me happy when I see it, so I'm curious if other people have the same type of thing

I was thinkin about what my palisman would be and I’m just here crackin up at the thought of it being an entire horse. But when it’s in staff-mode it’s one of these

Do you think Icarus would be into waxplay or would that be his safeword zone cuz of trauma

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

My Little Cloney ✨🐴

Actually this has to be its own post, I hate how people treat the moral of the ugly duckling tale like it’s “don’t worry you’ll grow up to be beautiful”

no!!! It was never an ugly duckling because it was never a duck!!! It was a baby swan!!! A cygnet!!! It was never ugly to begin with!!! People only thought it was ugly because they were judging it by their own standards!!!! The moral is that you aren’t ugly, people just don’t see you as you are!!!!

DC/DP but Danny doesn’t explain why he has a thermos as his main weapon

Danny (ghost form): It’s soup time Skulker!

Nightwing: I’ve been meaning to ask… why do you have a thermos? Surely there are better weapons

Danny: Lol no

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Red Robin: What is this even made of? It’s like two pounds! I mean, that’s not a lot, but for a thermos?

Danny: Oh, you know, a special ghost-proof metal

Red Robin: *sarcastically* Oh, of course

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Red Hood: Seriously though, why a thermos?

Danny: I dunno, I didn’t make it

Red Hood: Then who did???

Danny: :)

Red Hood: ?????

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Robin: I have noticed that your catchphrase seems to be “Soup time”. Does this mean you cook and eat your enemies when you defeat them?

Danny: what the fuck

Creative way to keep Belos out of trouble

*this was Vee’s idea :D*

Embroidered snowy steps>

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

Trying out a new bird feeder