Is It Bad That The Stuff The Shitpost Bot Posts Makes Sense In An Odd Sort Of Way.

Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.

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Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

This, this happened too long ago. Goddamn it why I am I old.

I’m a Scatman!

I... Was unaware of this

Im off to

PROMBLES

Yup

Beware of fanart

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

Honestly just get fucked none of you have tried Korean pork and y'all are fucktards for thinking you are better than it.

Bratwursts > Hot dogs

Don’t @ me motherfucker