Philip But With The Eye Shine :3

oh god there’s more of them

professionals

In the new timeline created in season three the umbrella academy no longer exists MEANING Five can finally take off that disgusting ass school uniform and I, personally, propose we get a 2000 rom com esque montage of all the siblings giving five different outfits to try on until he finally settles on Klaus’s pick, ie, flared yoga pants, a crop top, and a feather boa.

how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man

❛ okay. we’ll go.

open RP

“Hey~”

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

Five: violence is never the answer

Klaus: you’re right

Five: violence is the question and the answer is yes

for science

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.