Saw This Absolute King At The Paris Miku Expo

You’re a human married to an elf. It’s a known fact that humans and elves go to different afterlives, and you’re determined to find a way to go to the Elven afterlife after you die.

Me every single time I see an @aviatrix-ash plane post:

This little Cessna was guardian of the salmonberry bushes. She did a good job til me and the helo pilot convinced her to let us grab some for the flight out while we waited on the fuel truck. :3

I wish mine had been that cheap!

(delivered October 2022, literally never regretted it for a second)

Is this available?

#Mood

April Fool's Day in my household has always traditionally been observed in silly, largely harmless ways (as a child I put my clothes on backwards for school, tied the sink nozzle down, and put stickers on my parents' backs), but the Tapening™ began a few years back when my father lovingly, attentively wrapped a long strip of blue painter's tape around my phone.

Couldn't find the blue tape this year, so for lack of my usual agent of chaos, I whipped out my roll of novelty Rosie the Riveter packing tape (!) and Rosie'd the house.

Happy Tape-ril Fool's

first dawn of a new year ✨

901 artists! I'm sure my taste is extremely refined and I will not get called out at all and everyone will be very impressed with me

Oh neat! My off-brand Spotify Wrapped is here!

Wow, that's a lot of hours of music!

I'm sure I'm not about to get roasted by my own taste, right?

...right?

Happy Halloween from Hoebi-wan Kenobi 🎃

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES