At This Point I Think The Williams Pre Race Discussion Was Like “this Race Will Be Shit And Chances

the homoeroticism of formula one. that's it. that's what keeps me going in life.

I fucking hate golf. Genuinely one of the worst sports ever created. But if it gives me carlando content I won’t complain.

Carlos Sainz Jr can I introduce you to the concept of socialism?

Anyway 🤧 (x)

I remember first getting into f1 and the first things I learned about the drivers. I learned that Max Verstappen was the youngest driver to ever be in f1. I learned that Charles Leclerc has the longest contract in Ferrari history. And the first thing I learned about George Russell and Alex Albon is that one time they pushed their tiny beds together and gave each other a throat infection.

A recipe for a Carlos Sainz photo dump:

a pic of him eating good food, a couple of pics of his beloved bike, some athletic activity he did, some more of his bike, a picture where he’s wearing his ‘new era’ hat, a picture looking very boyfriendy and of course, a picture of him being a whore shirtless.

sports fans will say things like i cant wait to watch a press conference

is williams bothering you, alex albon?

Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god

f1 is a fake ass fanfiction sport. most of them grew up racing against each other. the majority of them live in the same incredibly tiny country. the drivers involved in one of the most famous rivalries in the sport live in the same apartment building in said tiny country. they all play other sports together when not doing their main sport together. they see each other at the grocery store. they all make millions. like what on earth.

what should be every f1 fan’s motto probably