Latest Posts by keanakooki - Page 2

Jonny: Are you okay?

Chris, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Jonny: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Chris?

Will: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Chris: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

I made friends with this guy at the carehome where my grandad is at, because he loves The Beatles. The overwhelming urge I occasionally get to ask him about McLennon, but then I stop myself because he's like literally a 70 to 80 year old man with a wife and kids, and I don't want to loose that friendship-

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

told my mom a fact about a beatles song and she said “nobody cares.” alright ill just go fuck myself then

John Lennon, 1964

Could you draw 1967 J and P? I love their outfit and vibe in general 😭😭 maybe they're stoned out of their mind...

me after i smoke the in love with your childhood bestfriend blunt

This is so fucked up and evil

Born to post this on my instagram story, forced to repost on Tumblr instead-

(Those folk wouldn't understand it anyway-)

okay inevitably when paul dies what's the decorum on how long we're pausing fics. like. what's the uh. what's the mourning period on that because I WILL go back to writing him getting railed in his 20s (it's what he'd want) but um.

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

HELP, THE WAY JOHN IS LOOKING AT PAUL IN THE DRAWING- /EXTREME POS

Please I need a McLennon drawing with John wearing his New York T-shirt and Paul with his Wings mullet 🔥✨

save me 70s mclennon save me…

i kinda misinterpreted this rq at first so have boyfriend shirt too

i wonder if beatlemania people talked abt the beatles the same way people nowadays do. like was there a 15 year old girl in her bedroom in 1964 staring at a poster of paul mccartney saying “hes so cute i need to put him in a blender on high speed” while her friend nods excitedly

You can't tell me they don't look like a married couple-

August 66 was insane. Look at them

Some random little McLennon sketches I did on Miro- (Virtual Whiteboard)

The aftermath...

The cause...

Beatles Charli XCX Brat version

Oops - wind blown Beatles - Johns hair reverts back to 5O’s style - once a rocker , always a rocker 🎸

Serving cunt since the 60’s

me when house kissed cuddy (real) (not clickbait)

I just had the funniest conversation with a seventyish-year-old cashier at Walmart.

First she noticed my Beatles hoodie. "The Beatles!" She exclaimed.

"I'm a huge fan," I replied. 

"Paul." She said. 

"Mmm-hmm. Paul's the best."

"Too bad they're all dead."

Me, "Oh no no! Paul and Ringo are still alive."

"They are? Really?"

I nodded.

She lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, "I heard that Ringo is gay."

"Huh!," I said, surprised, "I heard the same about Paul and John, together."

She nodded and said, "They probably all were."

😂



There, there.. Jeeves-

✋🏻😔

My reaction to that:

I just cackled out loud so hard at these xD

Relaxing tea box contains false advertising

The adoration face tho- 🤟🏻😵

XD

I hate them

Reblog to sniff

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

A bit of Laurie

So, aswell as Jeeves and Wooster, I also happened across A Bit Of Fry and Laurie, Which is actually way more funnier than people play it out to be. Anyhow, i bought the complete collection-

I was watching the first disk today, and thought these glasses looked quite funny and cute on Hughs face, so i took some screenshots, and drew it!

The: "Once-Loyal Enabler Betrays Man By Suggesting Therapy" got me real good. tickled me in just the right spot.

house + reductress headlines 

As someone who likes to write but struggles to come up with good story. I feel this. Sometimes I want my stories to be really atmospheric and meaningful and serious, but they don't have to be...completely, anyways. Every now and then I should just remember to drop in something random, just because I like it. Doesn't matter if I end up using it, or forgetting it, or keeping it etc. At least it happened!

“everything in your story should be there for a reason” well yes the reason my character has an Irish wolfhound is because I’ve always wanted one