will and matt are so arctic monkeys coded.
Kandrakar has sent Orube to watch over these two on Earth. This is a late event as I suppose Orube wouldn’t share her personal pain easily. Neither Phobos would.
It was unintentional. but is he taking one of his most favorite huge baths?
The song is - Hypnogaja - Here comes the rain again.
i’m sorry but as a storyteller, who is already created like three constellations for TDP, i just know there has to be a story with romantic undertones — actually no, it is a tragic, romantic story — regarding Leola’s last wish. there will be parallels in that story with rayllum and it’s going to be a heart-wrenching and angsty and it is going to break us all and love current rayllum even more.
i can already see the parallel edits in my head. 

remember when kai smith became the first enemies-to-lovers booktok boyfriend by saying “was it his idea to make me fall for you or yours? because it worked.”
the brain got thinking…
s4 rayla said something about all of them making it out or being safe and just being super worried about everyone’s well being (been a hot minute since i’ve watched s4) and it just sounded — and i thought i read somewhere from another user with a similar theory — like it came from personal experience. and how stella was found alone and she just adopted the lil thing. and for some reason i got thinking…
okay, hear me out
rayla’s venturing through xadia or wherever and she comes across a(n elf?) girl not too much younger than herself. they just kinda run into each other in the wild — elf girl is running from undisclosed reasons and rayla’s is obvious — and elf girl is like “hey! let’s stick together!” and it’s like golden retriever/black cat duo.
but of course, as they journey they become super tight and along the way the elf girl finds stella and is like “LET’S ADOPT HER. I SHALL NAME YOU STELLA.” anyway they’re venturing, something something somethinggg, and then suddenly they’re ambushed by elves hunting down elf girl. elf girl is frantic and like “we gotta go” and rayla is confused/concerned. as the three are fleeing from the elves, an arrow hits elf girl to the point rayla is supporting her as they flee. but the ambushers are closing in and she’s slowing rayla and stella down so elf girl looks at rayla straight in the eyes and says “you need to unal1ve me.”
of course, rayla’s like “fuck no!” but elf girl starts telling her that she’s only slowing them down. the ambushers are after her because she knows too much, is too much — descended from the first ones (but she doesn’t say that) — and it’s better for her to d1e then and there than for the ambushers to find her and do something so much worse. she’s begging her to, forcing her to promise her she’ll go back to that human mage she knows rayla’s absolutely smitten with, promise to take care of stella, promise to end her now before something worse comes for her.
and rayla keeps that promise.
elf girl is bleeding out to death and rayla and stella are gone in the foresty expanse of xadia or whatever. it haunts rayla in the back of her mind, and then at full force in season six when suddenly dots start connecting like stars in a constellation and she’s forced to admit what happened. to callum. to her friends. to the new city of elven folk they encounter up in that new location where the nova blade is (memory is fading i’m sorry).
everything begins to make so much sense now.
IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT COLE HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW???
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE LAND OF LOST THINGS EPISODE GOING “THEY’RE LITERALLY BOYFRIENDS” THE ENTIRE TIME
i will riot if we don’t get a “that’s rough buddy” in tdp book five
A: It's simple! You need to take them out on a date.
B (confused): A date?
C (contemplating): A date...
D (eavesdropping): Who's going on a date?
E (genuinely clueless): What's a date? I think I've heard of them! Is it organic?
D: ... I seriously... I can't even right now.
this i need to keep in my back pocket for stormbreaker and serotonin
listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen
jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??
zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
“morro made me do it”
this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it
jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd
green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”
“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
they copy old memes too
kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
“well, we kept kai”
variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread
you mean this wasn’t word-for-word what happened??
Patricia and Eddie meeting for the first time be like
i need fanart of willa and carlos kissing, dancing under the flower lights and stars, sweet and wholesome fluff.
in return, i give you my ao3 exclusive willa and carlos fic titles:
thank you and good day.
this is the kind of random fandom shit i post on my wattpad announcement board 😳
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