My Name Is Craig Tucker. Last Week Was My Birthday. My Grandma Gave Me A Check For 100 Dollars. I Was

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because four guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

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