by the way i'm the reason why they send weathermen into hurricanes and shit. "it's needless and dangerous!!!!!" i don't care. every day i call into CNN and demand they send their most pathetic newscaster into a storm to watch them be knocked down by wave and wind and they sigh and say yes ma'am. and i do this all for nasty, sexual purposes, if you were wondering.
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Neon is a contained theme which features animated floral features and other decorative elements, creating a maximalist, scrapbook-like design — Perfect for those who want a more artistic blog theme!
Features: contained theme, decorative elements, animated flowers (3 different petal shapes), big title, user profile (icon + status + another title), searchbar, 250px/400px/500px posts, styled search & tag pages
Credits: cappuccicons, feather icons, iconsax icons, NPF images fix v3.0, Griddery v2.0, photosets.css, customaudio.js, Style-my-Tooltips, Truncate note counts
I want to wish you all a very merry Mandela effect
NeuviFuri is hilarious they're the type of couple where the slightest show of the other's skin short-circuits their brains like a victorian man seeing a woman's ankle for the first time.
I loveee dungeon meshi ! I know for a fact that laios would make videos like this
more genya!! he is very fun to draw (ft. sumi again ofc)
smallest mom in the world. very quick colors on a very old sketch
AHHHH ITS POOKIE DAYYY I love him so much happy birthday wanderer scaramouche kabukimono hat guy we love u sooo much
the first thought to come to mind was tartaglia
i imagine before he’s about to give fatuimouche some divine head he starts singing his praises to the tsaritsa for the blessing that is whatever is between scara’s legs (anything u want idc)
like he’s already on his knees so he just clasps his hands, eyes squeezed shut and mutters the most earnest prayer to the tsaritsa before he dives in
and scara is watching in absolute shock and bemusement turned amusement that this ginger mortal is actively saying grace between his legs
feeds into his ego and his interest in childe so he still tolerates him no matter how much he wants to grab him by his ahoge and wring him around sometimes
so it’s a win win for both of them