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it's always "look at how oscar looks at lando" and never "look at how lando looks at oscar"
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unstoppable force (spanish nepo baby yappatron 3000) meets immovable object (clinically insane australian capybara)
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nsfw: fly the ocean (in a silver plane) by @settsplitt | E | 2.6k Lando and Oscar are fighter jet pilots who share a room on base. Oscar doesnāt seem to think much about the risk of what they do, but it consumes Lando. This is an excellent character study and builds such a big world out of very brief moments. āHotā and āexistential worryā hold hands in a circle around this fic.
Heās practically fucking useless in the briefs and debriefs. He just feels his brain slipping away, to the sky and the seas and angels 10. He knows other people are noticing, but honestly, if they want him to be normal they should fucking put him back with Oscar. None of it matters, anyway, because Lando never has any control.
nsfw: Keep Talking by @wanderingblindly | E | 2.7k This is such a beautifully written fic! The trust and comfort here is really moving - it's a soft, syrupy sort of story, that unfolds beautifully. Love it!
With practiced hands, he slides his fingers into Landoās curls and scratches lightly at his scalp. It shoots like lightning down Landoās neck, ringing in his ears.Ā
no proof, not much (but you saw enough) by @ipleadbritney | T | 3.5k Soulmates. Lando and Oscar are pulled aside by the FIA, suspected of an illegal soulbond. What I liked about it: The character voices in this story are absolutely spot on. It's Oscar's point of view and his anxiety about the situation underlying his calm demeanor is a delicate balance this author depicts beautifully.
āYeah?ā Oscar wonders which version of Lando he'll get. Will it be the one who's hyper focused on every tiny detail, including the curls of his hair? Will it be the one who's living proof why some kids deserve to be leashed? Or will it be the Lando who flirts as much as he breathes, one step away from launching his OnlyFans account?
nsfw: Reasons Why Lando Norris Might Be A Werewolf by @fenesacha | E | 3.9k Oscar, a werewolf, starts to notice small things about his teammate that may mean Lando is a werewolf too. (He's not.) What I like it: This fic is funny and breezy with great dialogue and an Oscar perfectly happy to shift gears and take it in stride when he realises Lando isn't a werewolf, but he is something else Oscar hadn't expected.
āYour dick comes off?ā Oscar blurts out before he can stop himself. Lando stares at him like heās stupid, which makes a change. āI donāt have a dick, Oscar. Itās a packer.ā Right. Oscarās not entirely sure what a packer is, but heās got the gist of it all. āNo dick. Okay. Thatās cool.ā āIs it?ā āYeah, mate.ā Oscarās not a bigot, heās just having to mentally correct every fantasy heās had for the past God-knows-how-many years. āYouāre trans, then?ā āYeah, but itās not common knowledge, so donāt go telling all your friends.ā Lando turns his head so that heās looking at Oscar, then frowns. āWait, so youāre not trans?ā āUh, no?ā āHuh, thought you were. You give off those vibes.ā
worth the trouble (it was an honour) by @maaxverstappen | G | 4.6k Oscar and Lando started something, knowing it would end. It's all sweeter than it is bitter. I'm absolutely entranced by this fic. The emotion comes across so clearly, such a perfect, gentle bittersweet feeling. I don't re-read fics often, and this is one i've found myself returning to regularly.
They were always good at that, talking without words. Sometimes, and Oscar would never admit this, he would think cough twice if you hear this, being both surprised and relieved when Lando stayed quiet.
nsfw: you signed up for this by @strawberry-daiquiris | E | 6.9k This is a wonderful magical realism au where older!Oscar time travels back and teaches Oscar how to treat Lando properly. I think writing the same character twice and all that separates them is time gone by is so impressive. it really shows great writing skills and characterisation. The smut was obviously so well written but what I loved so dearly about this is how philosophical it was, so much growth for these characters within a single evening. A true must read for the landoscar community!!
Heās looking at himself, like some kind of fucked up mirror at a funfair. Itās him, but there are lines he doesnāt recognise, a heft to his upper body he canāt feel. His face looks older, and his teeth annoyingly, a little straighter. Oscar finds, to his horror, that this is him but hotter. Less hair though, at least thereās that. āHello.ā Not-him-but-him says, with a little wave and a sideways smile. Next to him, Lando giggles, and when Oscar turns to look at him heās returning the wave, wiggling his fingers and letting the sheet heād pulled up to his neck drop to right below his nipples. āStop flirting with him!ā Oscar exclaims, then reconsiders his point. āOr me. Or... alright, actually mate, who the fuck are you?ā
force majeure by debrief | T | 7k Oscar and Lando get bodyswapped. The author absolutely nails the voices of both characters, Lando's chaotic way of speaking versus Oscar's more measured tone. Its largely constructed as a series of text messages until the last act, which is an inspired way of showing when a character is freaking out - Lando's messages in particular get more incoherent and full of typos when he's upset. The way they gradually draw toward one another as their situation isolates them (anyone else they confide in is erased from existence after), being one another's strength and comfort and support, is really beautiful to watch unfold.
craving for caprficns sn caprin sc capri sus suns capri suns and like so theyre usually on the lower shelf in ther corner i kown cause i alswasy get then here even tho theyre pricier priceri pricier and like they werent there and i double checked i asked the emploeye that was stocking the shelves in the next aisle and she sad said she dones t know what a capri usn is?? she even asked me if it was a zodiac sun zodiac sign shit i cant cry over caprin sun osc
nsfw: love along the way by @gaslybottoms | E | 10k AU, sex work/adult entertainment. Oscar is a videographer for an adult entertainment studio. Lando is one of the performers. Oscar sees Lando struggling emotionally after intense scenes and wants to help him. Lando, though, is very reluctant to accept it. This is a wonderful fic - Oscar is hurting so badly for Lando and is desperate to comfort him, but he can only be brushed off so many times before he gives up. He is so worried for Lando that he misses signs of distress in himself, which ends up bringing about a resolution to the situation in a way nobody (including me!) expected.
Itās cheesy. A line literally straight from a porno, and one Oscar has heard so many times over the last year or so. He shouldnāt find himself hating the way it sounds, curling around Jensonās tongue as he chases his release. Heās not even a bad guy. Outside of filming, Oscar likes him. Heās always up for a laugh, and he makes an effort to get to know about all the people that work in the agency, not just the actors heās supposed to do scenes with. Heās always supportive, offering advice from a mature point of view. And yet. Right now, Oscar canāt stand him. The way that he gets to take care of Lando in a way that Oscar canāt, because Lando doesnāt open up to him the same way. The way of telling Oscar how he feels, not how he might open up around Oscarās -
the sun (in your eyes) by @wisteriagoesvroom | M | 11.3k Lando stumbles upon a flower shop. Oscar's flower shop, to be precise. This is a wonderful florist!Oscar au. What I love so dearly about this is that the author has taken the lyric/concept of "you don't have to say i love you to say i love you" and applied it to flower language. How creative and clever. I love how throughout this fic Oscar and Lando really become what the other person needs, they are always there for each other. All of it just feels so safe and comforting. The dialogue is witty and fun and the descriptions are really well rounded. And as the cherry on top, this was written For Me so its wonderfully perfect.
Home. Home is pine needles and Ribena and his first car and a return ticket to Heathrow and taking your seat at your local cafe and the baristas knowing your name. But home can also be this: an open door, a room full of flowers and green and life. A cup of your favourite tea and a snack youāve come to associate with the word comfort. A conversation with a man who offers you a safe harbour, with no conditions to be anything other than to be what you are.
nsfw: you're burning up, i'm cooling down by @foggieststars | E | 12.3k Lando and Oscar have an understanding, Oscar doesn't get to come until Lando decides he's been good enough. This fic is so good and it might be my most reread f1 fic ever at this point. The dialogue is amazing and feels so real and on point for both Lando and Oscar. Their dynamic is so fun and sexy and well written and it makes so much sense for them and what I feel like landoscar would be. I lack the words to accurately describe how good this is: the writing, the plot, the sex are all phenomenal.
He teases Oscar about it, sometimes. How badly he wants it - to win, to be good. Lando asks him if he ever gets hard in the car out of some twisted desperation to please people. He loves thinking about Oscarās muscled thighs clenching together in the car, vibrations running through his whole body, sparking little points of contact. So Lando lets the little game drag on into the race build-up sometimes, when Oscar is okay with it.
under my skin by @lellabellawrites | M | 16.8k An AU in which Oscar and Lando are serial killers who have a meet cute while dumping bodies, and fall in love. This fic absolutely floored me with how good it was, how this pair of incredibly dangerous people managed to focus all that intensity on one another. Their devotion to one another is absolutely touching, even if you can never forget what they do for fun. Oscar is methodical and calculating, Lando is more impulsive, which is perfect characterisation and shows how well they fit together, the Yin and Yang of it all. The ending left me breathless.
Oscar knows exactly who this man is now. The Quad County Killer sprung up last summer and has been on quite a spree lately. A handful of Oscar's kills have been attributed to him, which should be a relief from the extra cover it brings, but instead only pisses him off. This guy works recklessly, leaving his kills out in the open like he wants to be found out. Oscar would like the papers to give him a little more credit than that. "I work better alone." His disdain must be evident as the man relents with a sneer of disappointment. "Could you at least help me drag this downā" "No." "Fine." He takes one end of the duffel and heaves it over the curb with more strength than Oscar would have expected from his slender frame. "Did you sink yours or float?" "Sink. I'm not an idiot." "Alright. Rude."
you be time, i'll be space by littleplumtree | M | 50.8k Lando and Oscar are part of a space exploration team with the goal of finding sentient life outside of earth. why I like it: This author is a master of the details. Every piece, every detail, every action and reaction, they all serve to make the story richer and more vibrant. The characterization, too, feels comfortable and real. It's a joy to read.
With his eye to the microscope, Lando makes a heart wrenching little sound of relief. āOh. Oh my god. There you are.ā Oscar leans his elbows on the bench and stares into the tank. Thereās nothing to see with the naked eye, but in that water is something that could one day, given all the time in the world, evolve into something like themselves. Maybe one day theyāll build pyramids and cry at sad movies and invent Tupperware and come up with a thousand different ways to insult each other online.
nsfw: Casual by @loquarocoeur | E | 95k AU, college roommates. Lando is perpetually horny and unlucky when it comes to hookups. He suggests that he and Oscar should just be friends with benefits, you know. Casual. Oscar agrees, even though he is madly in love with Lando and knows its a recipe for disaster. Lando gradually starts to realise the same. I am insane for just how good this fic is. It's not that the guys don't talk, they talk all the time and even communicate about their unique situation, they understand one another deeply and yet they still don't realise what space they occupy in one another's hearts. They are completely compatible in bed, if only they knew - Lando in particular is self conscious about the way he gets in bed and fights his very nature, all while not realising Oscar likes him that way. The angst is heavy but they get there in the end, while it has plenty of funny dialogue moments to lighten things. The characterisation is wonderful all round.
āSo I stopped asking for sex and now we havenāt fucked in like five days which should be fine, but I donāt know, Iām getting desperate and he's just, like, fine, so maybe he doesn't need the sex, maybe he doesn't want the sex anymore, but he just can't admit itāā āOkay, Lando, I think youāre really overthinkingāā āNo! Because you see the fucking isnāt the only thing, the thing is that somehow weāve sort of accidentally slept in the same bed for like a week and now weāre sort of fighting so I couldnāt sleep last night.ā āAccidentally... For a week?ā
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charlos parents au.......the trials and tribulations of carlos³'s after school activities
#I beg of you #yes please #never felt a post as personal as this one
'this too shall pass' well can it pass fucking faster??
this tiktok is my roman empire
the martian/sebmark iceberg ,,, has finally been completely,,, please lmk if i missed anything ill for sure add it
#to read
Landoscar is moving me these days, can you give me some fic recs pleasee ā¤ļø
of course!! i'm terrible at remembering to bookmark things so i apologise if i forget anyone but in general some great authors to check out who write a lot of landoscar are 1425fivefive, glasscushion, bright-and-burning, higgsbosonblues, reminiscences, chelem . also this list has a LOT of rule 63 so... i hope u like rule 63 anon dflkjgfl
girly girl f1 oscar series by @reminiscenses - Perhaps my favourite girl oscar to date. her and this lando are so NASTYYYYY i am so fucking obsessed with them
opera house series by @reminiscenses - i still need to finish this series but it is sooooo unbelievably good - also girl osc, also love of my life
one step closer and i'm real by @1425fivefive - sex worker lando and f1 driver oscar... they've captured my whole heart
sunkissed by @1425fivefive - oscar and lando meet on a backpacking trip around europe and then . gasp. they fall in love !!!! these two are sooooo meltingly tender and sweet it makes me gooey
wearing nothing but glitter and lashes by @bright-and-burning - SOOOOO horny. SO horny. i love these two FREAKS
put a price on emotion by anon - this one is ft. charles too and it's one of my favourite landoscar dynamics everrrrr explored
how sweet it tastes series by @drivestraight - another series where these two are just so unbelievably NASTY hot for each other and i cannot get enough
he may be your dog but he's wearing my collar by @glasscushion - the sheer genius of this fic. oh my god. like imagine a dog panting with its tongue out. that's me reading this fic
pardon my emotions by @wisteriagoesvroom - girl lando in this is sooooooo <33333333 fawk she is so . yeah
the girls i mean by chelem - like what if we were both girls and we were both in inappropriate age gap relationships and we both cheated on our bfs together. what if
climb up to your lips by emptyhalf - i still need to finish reading this one but it's SOOOOO delicious i am OBSESSED
smokeshow by orphan acc - oscar fucks lando who is wearing a cheerleader uniform. unbelievably good and also horny
carried away by orphan acc - fake relationship shenanigans i LOVEEE
worth the trouble (it was an honour) by @maaxverstappen - i read this fic when i had covid and i full body sobbed for like an hour after finishing it.... very bittersweet and lovely
i say you'll live without it series by @freeuselandonorris - finally some delicious fucking food. landoscar + infidelity WAH
i think that's all for now.... i hope this gives u a mix of stuff to get going with... and please do check out all the authors too there's sooo many good fics by them all but this list would be years long if i recced every fic !!!