Quiz Time With George

ended up worth it getting up at 3:45am bc now I can sleep easy knowing Lando won and is leading the WDC for the first time in his career

So I just rewatched the egg cooking video with robert and oscar, and to this day the fact that NOBODY on the prema editing team thought to cut/beep "It looks like cum" takes me tf outttt

Like even Oscar made a comment about how the microphones were on and THEY STILL KEPT IT IN????

💙

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

x

I LOVE THIS VIDEO KEEPS COMING BACK PLS

THE FACT THAT TO THIS DAY THIS IS THE ONLY CLIP OF THAT INTERVIEW WE HAVE 😭😭 IS OUTRAGEOUS

F1 FANFICS REC LIST - Magical Realism

you don't have to know that it's haunted (8373 words) by mintchocolatechip97 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen Summary: At twenty-six, Charles is a witch, and a son, and a racecar driver. He’s learnt what magic can’t save him from, and when it soothes. He likes to think he has it all under control. But the most dangerous thing a witch can do is want. And Charles’s longings outnumber the fish of the Mediterranean Sea. Charles is a witch. Max finds out.

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wilde (12801 words) by debrief Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I’m not sure how aware you are, but people online have started speculating about Oscar since last weekend,” Linda’s static voice comes through. Lando swivels around on his heel. “About Oscar being a merman? What? How—” “No,” Linda says, measured. “They’re speculating that he’s your wag.” A pause. “What’s a wag?” Oscar asks.

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he may be your dog but he's wearing my collar (3611 words) by glasscushion Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I'll be two minutes, and then we can try and get that stupid collar off you.” Lando’s bottom lip drops and his face glazes over. “Huh?” His tongue slips out, fat and wet, and traces the edge of his front teeth. “The trophy. That's what it looks like, isn't it? A collar.” Oscar mimes hooking a finger inside a shirt collar and gags. “All tight like that, on your throat.” "Ha." It's not a laugh, just an open-mouthed noise. “Yeah. Suppose so.”

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roll two ones on the dice (4190 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “There we go,” Oscar mumbles, and the belt unravels from Lando’s wrist. Lando rubs his skin, looks at the faint red mark around it. Oscar starts to work on the knot around the bedpost and asks, “Do I wanna know why you’re tied up?” “So I wouldn’t go anywhere. Sleepwalk or teleport or whatever.” “Right,” Oscar huffs. “And now I’m here instead.”

oOoOoOo

no proof, not much (but you saw enough) (3494 words) by ipleadbritney Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: A soul bond is like any other type of magic; you can buy it in a bottle. Or, to be more precise, you can manufacture it. Oscar and Lando are accused of having an illegal soul bond.

oOoOoOo

from the ashes (phoenix rising) (8996 words) by 14CookiesGone Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Oscar’s gotten used to the dull ache between his shoulder blades. His wings, which were not yet fully feathered when he stepped into his role as test and reserve driver at Alpine, have always carried an additional weight than they probably should. They’re also dull - a murky yellow and burnt orange combination that makes him look like the back end of forgotten autumn. A forgotten talent, perhaps. OR Oscar's wings begin to change during the 2023 season, and he does his best to figure out why.

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Needs Improvement (7104 words) by peachbellini Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Will you shut up? Oscar thinks, trying to remember where his bite point is, Lando’s voice ringing in his ears. He doesn’t want to say it out loud, be rude to him on the radio for the world to hear, but this is just silly. Distracting. I can’t drive with you shouting like that. You’re not going to disappoint anyone. The lights start to count up Wait Lando sounds confused. How can you hear what I’m thinking?

oOoOoOo

sju sorters blommor (5940 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Mature Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “You should’ve heard Kim’s scream,” Oscar continues. He gestures down at his sneakers, then, at the purple stains covering almost the entire left shoe. “And I spilled smoothie all over myself.” “M’sorry,” Lando says. He doesn’t mean to, really, but it rushes out of him. He’s embarrassed, and tired, and sick of it, so his normally subpar brain-to-mouth filter is down for the count. Oscar huffs. “Why are you sorry? It’s not like you—oh. Oh no. Oh no.” Lando feels himself flush. He’s warm all over, skin prickling, and it doesn’t help that Oscar is suddenly bending over in laughter, slapping his thigh like this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him. “It’s not funny.” Oscar keeps laughing, hands on his knees to support the way his body convulses. It's a bit over the top, Lando thinks. “You caused an earthquake!”

oOoOoOo

fluorescent (kid, adult and everything in between) (10515 words) by AnItalianFrie Rating: Not Rated Relationships: Alexander Albon/George Russell Summary: When George is five, he falls while playing in the garden of his house. His mum finds him there, crying on the ground and hugging his scrapped left knee, his face red, ugly snot dripping down his nose, and his skin glowing. or George is in love with Alex. He also glows. He tries to cope with both.

MASTERPOST

Landoscar Fic Recs!

This list includes my all time favourites in the Landoscar ao3 tag! Fics I reread again and again! I will update this continually as more and more amazing fics come out of this community :]

Enjoy 💫

🔥 UPDATE ON 03/11/24 // 04/11/24 🔥

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ONE SHOTS

FLUFF

Things Away From The Circuit by epnraq

'Oscar reacts to Lando's interview response about how they don't see each other much outside work... from Lando's kitchen table.' [1.2k]

This fic is so cute and i love the characterisation so much!!

What Am I Supposed To Drive Both Cars At The Same Time? by cxrnlia

Beautifully endearing sick!fic [1.2k]

Anteros by Anon

Fluff, very cute, Lando is scared of snakes [1.3k]

Mortifying! Anyways, by WanderingBlindly

Lando keeps embarrassing himself in front of Oscar. Luckily, the Aussie finds him hilariously adorable [2.3k]

Sleep on it by 14CookiesGone

'Lando introduces Oscar to all the good places to nap around the garage.' [4k]

Holding hands and stuff by anon

Long distance Landoscar. Misunderstanding. Very cute, very fluffy. Some sexual content - phone sex [4.2k]

So adorable 🥺

Only found by debrief

'cinderella soulmates au where whatever you lose, your soulmate finds. except: oscar has a soulmate and lando is a No-Match, a person who doesn't have a soulmate.' [6.8k]

Sleeping problems by f1extras

'the one in which Lando can't sleep at night and finds Oscar has the key to solve his problem.' [7.6k]

Chronically bitchless but still wifed up by leafmeal0ne

WAG Lando, MotoGP Oscar [8.3k]

Carried away by Orphaned

Fake/pretend relationship, happy ending [22.1k]

SMUT

Solo by WingWo43

Solo Lando, thinking of a previous time with Oscar, filming himself [848 words]

I found myself alive in the palm of your hand by hedgehogfrog

'Oscar makes Lando wear a vibrating butt plug as he rides him' [1.6k]

Donuts on my dick by silhouettes

How many donuts can you fit on your dick? Food sex, edging [1.7k]

Scarlet, starlet by hurricaneHeat

Multi-ship, camboy Lando and his adoring fans [1.8k]

Cosy autumn cuddles by Twinkodium

Needy, bratty Lando distracting Oscar. All he wants to do is read his book [1.8k]

i need you to be my motor by Anon

Free use Oscar, PWP [2k]

🔥 mistaken by itsgoingdutchin2021

Spanking, bratty Lando. [2k]

'Lando has assumptions about Oscar. They don’t match reality. He won’t complain though.'

🔥 Weight Training by b_dover

Gym sex!!, face fucking, rimming, strength kink, anal sex, creampie, coming in pants. [2.1k]

🔥 pull out the incisor by higgsbosonblues

Infidelity, light angst. [2.6k]

'He’d realised a while back that if either of them really felt guilty about it, they’d have stopped.'

🔥 Bend Me, Break Me, Reshape Me in Your Image by AdventuringBlind

🔥 evening stretch by oldveins

Gym sex, anal fingering, blow jobs, leggings >:) [2.7k]

Desperation play, knife play, blood as lube, watersports (kind of), puppy play, sub!Lando, dom!Oscar. [2.8k]

wikiHow: Getting My Boyfriend to Choke Me by Anon

Maid roleplay, BDSM, spanking, multiple orgasms, cock warming [3k]

🔥 Rise and Shine, Dildo! By anon (CX)

Anal sex, riding, fucking to fix your back issues. [3.3k]

'“There’s only one method I can think of to permanently fix your spine,” Jon muses, like what he is about to say isn't the most diabolical thing that Lando has heard in his life.'

🔥 i was speechless when i woke up to your voice note by hanquality

This fic owns me, I hope you know. Oscar Piastri loves boyfriend asmr, Voice kink, phone sex. [3.5k]

'is it tingly tho? i tried my best He wants to reply your voice makes my brain melt.'

Who's a Good Boy? by amphibiangeorgerussell

Puppy play, trans!Oscar, size kink, spit kink, face fucking, unsafe sex [3.6k]

Winner's room - Hungarian GP by beensinning

'Winner's Room AU, Lando Feminization, and a sort of pissed-off Oscar', belly bulge (loml actually 🫶) [3.9k]

This fic owns me, I fear

Overexposure by Lalanorris, Pitmewithyourbeststop

The door behind him isn’t completely closed, and that’s kind of the point, if he’s honest. It’s open just so, just enough of an invitation to look around, if someone wanted to. [4.2k]

Exhibitionist Lando, you beautiful creature 🫶

Lacy things by shroomlights

Lingerie Lando 🫶, dom!Oscar [4.4k]

Watch me by Wanderingblindly

a/b/o, choking, voyeurism [5.5k]

HOLY FUCK!! I have reread this several times now and it just gets better every time 🥳

Puppy love by Mctwinkdom

Puppy play, boypussy(🫶), gorgeously written [5.7k]

🔥 Rat Days by etcetera

Post Hungary, blow jobs, masturbation, [6.3k]

'Lando’s got a way of making it about himself. Oscar’s got a way of not getting away well enough.'

I'll Be Right There With You by Anon

Lando is used to sleeping around and waking up in beds that are not his. What he isn't used to is waking up in a bed that’s not his after falling asleep in his own bed the night prior. [6.4k]

Time travel smut! 🥳 (Pt.2 to Small Manifestations)

🔥 when we all fall asleep, where do we go? By Sorry_Wecouldntsavethisuser

Fluff and smut, getting together, cuddling to fight the nightmares. [6.5k]

'“They?” Oscar’s voice is cautious. “Does this happen a lot?” Lando pauses before responding, tries to think of how to save this before Oscar starts to see him as even more of a freak than he probably already does'

🔥 red hearts, red hearts, that's what i'm on by hanquality

Sugar daddy/baby, findom, gamer Lando, sugar baby Oscar. GOD I LOVE THIS ONE 🗣️🥰 [6.6k]

'oscar piastri accidentally becomes a discord kitten'

Small Manifestations by Anon

Lando wakes up, a bit disoriented and feeling rather cold. But this bed… Lando has not felt the texture of this exact couch-bed in years. [6.9k]

Time travel smut! 🥳

🔥 That body's a blessin girl by Anon

Body worship, Oscar's thighs, oral sex, cowboy boots. [7k]

'Lately, there was something-or rather someone, who was starting to chip away at his composure. Oscar Piastri. More specifically, Oscar’s thighs.'

Hard on the brakes by peachbellini

Try not to cum challenge! [7.2k]

A cowboy's dream by OP811992

'Lando and Oscar have hot, sleepy sex in the middle of the night and blush about it in the morning.' [7.6k]

Good lord. I am... in shambles.

Singapore prep by F1extras

'the one in which McLaren forces Lando and Oscar to work out in a sauna.' [7.7k]

The New Normal by 14CookiesGone

Oscar's thighs are a damn treat [8k]

🔥 When the blood is dripping by Lovely_Lotus

Vampire au!, service top!Oscar Piastri, orgasm denial, praise kink, anal sex, oral sex, blood drinking. [8.2k]

'In which Lando wants to find a way to get his vampire boyfriend to bite him. His plan? Denying Oscar an orgasm until he caves, of course.'

Puppy wanna lick something sticky (just like honey) by foggystars

Light pet play, light dom/sub, collars, landoscar+Charles [8.3k]

Beautifully written, as always 🥰

Teeth by loquarocoeur

'Lando starts biting Oscar, as one does, and everything kind of spirals from there until he realises Oscar likes being bitten.' [8.4k]

🔥 we can do this shit forever if it's lust, yeah by Wedriftlikelonelyplanets

Orgasm control, edging, anal sex, mildly dubious consent (but both are enthusiastic), Bottom!Oscar, Top!Lando. [10.6k]

'How's Lando ever supposed to be normal about Oscar, when Oscar wants Lando to take him apart.'

You're burning up, i'm cooling down by foggystars

Edging, orgasm delay/denial, Oscar just wants to be a good boy. [12.3k]

Beautifully written, filthy smut with care and trust! My all-time favourite fic across any fandom!

Never have I ever by Mctwinkdom

Switching, Oscar's first time with a guy [13k]

There's a very specific line in this that makes me, and fic!Lando, fucking insane

Soft launch by cxrnlia

Fake/pretend relationship, eventual smut, daddy kink [13.2k]

Young British Twink Gets Destroyed by Hot Big Dick Australian Formula 1 Driver *Not Clickbait* by Anon

Camboy!Lando AU, driver Oscar, cuties!!, Lando you sexy mf [15.1k]

ANGST

Roses on your shirt by sharls

'All of the texts Lando shouldn’t have sent to his ex.' [1.2k]

PAINFUL (amazing)

You break my heart in the blink of an eye (the last time) by rennyxr

Dark themes - READ TAGS, insecure Lando, emotional hurt/comfort [4.5k]

🔥 Trading Places by disarm_d

Light angst, body swap, mental health issues. [10k]

Love along the way by 14CookiesGone

"the five times Lando pushes Oscar away, and the one time Lando goes to him." [10.1k]

Porn au, pornstar Lando, safeword use, SSC, comfort, aftercare

Like wildfire by leafmeal0ne

Fantasy/mythology, angst, happy ending [13.8k]

Little renaissance by leafmeal0ne

Heart wrenching, angst, future fic, happy ending, gorgeous writing (also made me sob!) [14.2k]

Already Home by nyoomfruits

Marriage, hurt/comfort, pining, roommates, friends to lovers [32.5k]

Beautiful, incredible, made me sob (very hard to do)

🔥 No One's Ever Had Me, Not Like You by flufflybunny

Angst with a happy ending, slow burn, brief mentions of a past ED, hurt/comfort, Kid fic. [36.2k]

'Lando has a minor breakdown in the middle of the paddock and somehow convinces Oscar to move in with him and teach him to be a competent parent. Oh, and fall in love along the way.'

MULTI-CHAPTER

🔥 Honey, Look At Me by Anon

Incomplete, omegaverse, Alpha/Alpha, scenting, pining, slow burn. [24.1k]

'Lando has been obsessed with Oscar for ages, but when the alpha goes into rut at Bahrain it sets the season off to a strange start. Too bad they’re both alphas and Oscar would never go for Lando, would he?'

🔥 The Arrangement by lxuisfineline

Incomplete, this fic is actually the love of my life and I will be marrying it, angst,past relationship trauma, smut, light bdsm. [40.6k]

'CEO Lando Norris turns to an exclusive escort service to escape the pressures of his high-profile life. When he meets Oscar, a charming and confident escort, Lando becomes captivated and makes a bold proposition: full exclusivity. He must navigate the fine line between desire and control.'

Sense and velocity by Vertueusement

Incomplete, '80s posh uni AU where Oscar's the new kid just trying to get by and Lando's an unironic celebrity soaking up fame and affection from everyone' [42.2k]

I love this AU so much! I've been following it as it comes out and the whole premise is amazing + the writing is fantastic

🔥 we're still barely getting by by alecjbi

Incomplete, angst, slow burn, radio host Lando, engineer Oscar. [47.9k]

'Lando is hopelessly in love with his roommate. oscar is oblivious.'

are you sure this isnt a dementia episode? by reidlvr

Incomplete, 'a wrong number fic in which oscar is still a driver, but lando is an engineering student who responded to Oscars wrong number text' Chat fic! [25k]

Pitcrew by twistedrootbeer

Incomplete, 'Oscar Piastri is accidentally added to a group chat with a group of uni boys. Their project directly involves Oscar's job as an F1 driver, they just can't exactly know that yet.' Chat fic! [38.6k]

🔥 Heart to heart by Over_on_the_bench

Complete, DBH au!!!!, Lando's mental healthcare android, eventual smut. [7.9k]

Ignore the consequences by KingKestrel

Complete, Soulmate AU, cheating, angst, happy ending [11.9k]

🔥 no light by insanedevotion

Complete, magical realism, angst with a happy ending, lack of communication. [12.1k]

'"I’d be grateful for the sun on the way home.” Lando bites his lip. He knows Oscar has no real way of knowing, but it still hits like a request. He considers saying I’ll do my best but decides against it. The sun comes out five minutes into the drive.'

take it offline by lellabella

Complete, office au, smut, power imbalance, toxic, panic attacks, angst [12.7k]

On call by 140445

Complete, phone sex operator!Lando, driver!Oscar, phone transcript format, meet-cute [13k]

I love this so much! It's such a unique style and omg it's so well done 🥰

🔥 Do Androids Have Dicks? By AdventuringBlind

Complete, DBH au!!!!, Lando/oscar/max v. [16.4k]

'A series of events in which Oscar learns to be human and falls in love in the process. He also gets a dick... but that's besides the point.'

🔥 Software Instability by KingKestrel

Complete, DBH au!!!!, falling in love, robot sex, pining, happy ending. [16.5k]

'“Hello, I am an android built by Cyberlife. I am model OP-810 but you can call me Oscar.” An android? Lando’s new personal trainer was an android?'

🔥 the unsent project by horizontal_cat

Complete, college roommates au!, angst, getting together. [18.9k]

'To: Lando – “I only started bringing guys home because you wanted me to. The truth is, the only body I’ve wanted is yours. I can’t keep waiting for you to realize that. I’m running out of ways to protect my heart.”'

A long road up to recovery by OfDogsAndWolves

Complete, dark themes - READ TAGS

So well written and heart wrenching [24.1k]

Red carnations by NE0NYX

Complete, Cupid!Lando, Oscar "heart eyes" Piastri, light angst, not actually unrequited love, magical realism [29.1k]

By a thread by Mctwinkdom

Complete, sexting, phone sex, lingerie, delicious [31.9k]

🔥 we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars by horizontal_cat

Complete, social media, actor Oscar, escort Lando, saving Oscar's public image, fake/pretend relationship. [33.1k]

When we’re on the phone and he talks real slow, ‘cause it’s late and his mama don’t know by OP811992

Complete, pure smut, phone sex [34.1k]

5 times lando came into oscar’s room and told him he was bad at hugging... By Anon

Complete, 5+1 - Lando is trying to teach Oscar how to hug him properly, eventually he figures it out on his own [34.5k]

A touch of papaya by KingKestrel

Complete, 'Oscar spends his rookie F1 season falling in love with his teammate.' [38.4k]

🔥 Oh Sweet Yosemite Cabin by OP811992

Complete, fluff and smut, first time with a guy, sex education. [34.9k]

'Engineering student Oscar meets graphic design student Lando on vacation in a remote cabin in the woods.'

🔥 Don't Want Your Sympathy, Just Your Company by 1425fivefive

Complete, light angst, smut, hurt/comfort. [64.2k]

'In the wake of being outed, Oscar spends the summer break in Monaco with a very supportive Lando.'

Casual by loquarocoeur

Complete, 'Lando thinks a casual sex arrangement is a great idea because he's an idiot. Oscar agrees to it because he's also an idiot. They figure it out eventually.' [95.2k]

This fic is beyond incredible. I felt so many emotions reading this - it made me cry, genuinely laugh, and omgggg the writing is beautiful. Everyone read! Rn!!

Under the sunset by Landoscar

Complete, Oscar!Spiderman AU, miscommunication, slow burn [101.8k]

Climb up to your lips by emptyhalf

Complete, Girl!Oscar, insanely well written smut, fisting, fluff, adorable relationship, interesting relationship dynamics [110.8k]

SERIES

🔥 give it to him however he wants by Wedriftlikelonelyplanets [28.1k] Smut

Masterlist of my fics 👍

I WILL BE ADDING MORE IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Currently rereading the whole tag start to finish so there's a fair amount that I want to add but haven't yet :] 🫂🫂

Very small tag list: @mcytfannnn @sofsversion @lestappenslut @mernaroll @izzief1rambles @ralphiesaces

Do not separate them. Ever. The world will blow up.

💔💔💔💔

It's insane how they didn't say anything about Carlos first and then there's Carlos 💔

"i don’t think there’s a team or drivers that have more home grand prix [than you]"

on a wednesday, in a cafe, i watched it begin again

(landoscar - begin again by taylor swift)