Kenngry88 - Untitled

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

notes from nicole piastri's interview on red flags pod

oscar started playing monopoly and chess when he was 4-5 but he was too good at chess (relative to nicole) that she boycotted it

nicole opened her twitter account because oscar wasn't replying to her at boarding school and she needed a place to chastise him ("can you not answer... i KNOW you're on your phone") (it worked because he started replying to her there)

instead of unflappable she calls him "conservative"

even during christmas and birthdays he was never super excited, one time they went with a group of 5 mums and 5 kids to a hi-5 concert (popular australian kids' musical group) and while all the kids were "going nuts" oscar just sat there "focused the whole time" and didn't smile or move lmfao. they were like 3 years old

didn't know what she was doing with oscar as a baby because he was her first child and her mothers' group was her only reference and they went "isn't the best part of the day when you wake up and go to their crib and they smile at you?" and she was like ??? because oscar would wake up and just SCREAM every single day needing to be out of there immediately and she thought that was just normal... then she had the girls and went "ahhhh... so that's what they're talking about"

when he was younger than 2 he needed them to read car magazines to him and was already obsessed with all things automotive and while they were driving would just name off and point out car brands by their badges

for a long period of time he behaved like he was a car and would "spin" his wheels and pretend to accelerate and run like a car lol

did a big burnout the first time he was on a bike (it had training wheels but he still learned very early)

as a mum she wishes he'd chosen golf or tennis since it's much safer than f1 and sometimes people tell her that she technically had a say in that when he was a kid and she said "but i didn't! it was just in him!!!"

won an academic award when he was 13 and she was president of the parents' community so she presented it to him, normally these events are super formal and you simply shake hands but she gave him a big kiss and instead of acting embarrassed or spluttering he looked at the crowd, nodded silently, and walked off

came back for the summer a few years ago and they were biking on the beach together when she had to brake hard to avoid a kid and went over, when she recovered and got back on he went "are you all right?" very deadpan but after they got home they checked his heart rate monitor and saw that he was totally steady the whole time except for when she crashed and his heart rate went through the roof, told him "ah so you do have a heart... we just don't see it"

"there's no sibling that can piss him off?" "well he's a boy with three girls so he just doesn't go there because he's never going to win"

met lily in person for the first time when he came home for the melbourne grand prix (was still alpine reserve), at midnight oscar was like "hey mum you know the dts film crew are coming tomorrow morning right?" and she was like WHAT... and he was like yeah it'll be chill they just want to film us having breakfast like a normal family or whatever and she was like Mate you haven't lived here for 5 years now do you know what breakfast looks like. it looks like your sisters storming downstairs and grabbing an inappropriate breakfast and storming out the door giving me the finger!!! and then the next morning lily comes down and nicole is like "oh is oscar up?" and lily is like no... i think he's still in bed... (many such cases) and then mae refused to be in it so she got dressed and ran off to school 2 hours early to escape them. and then the mclaren fiasco happened and the whole thing got cut out of dts anyway

when she said "oh my god you met matt damon!" he was just like (shrugs) "yeah... yeah..."

they communicate by facetiming and he's Always lying in bed. one time in bahrain he was leaning back on an ornate tapestry and she asked what hotel he was staying at and he was like oh i'm at the royal palace i'm like a guest of the crown prince. she freaked out and was like "oh my god!!! get your head off the tapestry!!!" and he just looked back like ? no it's fine it looks pretty old lol

called her to tell her that he signed his f1 contract and when he said mclaren she Realized and was like oh no i love daniel!! and he straight up deadpanned "yeah everyone loves daniel. that's going to be a problem..." and said verbatim "of all the f1 drivers ever daniel is the worst one to be replacing"

one time in f4 chris couldn't go to a race and billy monger had just had his crash so she flew to the uk for the weekend to support him and when she was driving him back to boarding school she was happy because she had 2 hours to spend with him and she wasn't sure when she'd see him again but instead he slept the whole way through and the moment they got back to school he went "ahhhh... home sweet home" and she wanted to slap him lmfao

first day of primary school when he was 5 years old he said he didn't need her to walk him to school and she was like "well i actually do mate" so he forced her to walk behind him the whole way and the moment they got there he turned to her and went "all right i'm here you can go now" 😭

the chinese & italian & yugoslavian is on chris's side of the family while nicole's is scottish & irish ("that's where the pasty skin comes from")

red flags pod sent her a shirt with oscar's face composed of His Tweet and she showed it to him and he immediately said he wanted it

he gave her a small warning before he posted the tweet but it was just like "mum so this is going to happen just don't worry about it. it's all under control. it'll be fine" and was very calm the whole time

"we just had to trust that his personality would come through at some point, because the way he came across was not at all what he's like. people will work out who the real you is so just continue to do what you do" 🥺

all of the kids were obsessed with Cars (2006)

likes his mum's golden syrup dumplings and grandmother's rumballs

AT THE SINGAPORE GP IN 2023 HATTIE DISAPPEARED FOR HOURS TO GO SEE A K-POP CONCERT 😭😭😭😭 i think it was p1h lmfao (nicole was asked for her favorite group and went "i have no idea. five boys") ((it's txt)) meanwhile oscar is only into house music and she thinks everything he plays is the same song

did pilates when he went home but never with her and thinks it's a lot harder than it looks

takes him minimum 24 hours to respond to anything she sends

she had an exact conversation with oscar where she asked who he wanted to be teammates with and he said "well if i go up against lando i don't even have to get close the first year because everyone knows how good he is" 😭

oscar you are so you 🧡

Monza GP '23 // Charles' entourage nearly mows down Fred, then Charles checks Fred's pulse after that teammate battle 😂

Landoscar Fic Recs!

This list includes my all time favourites in the Landoscar ao3 tag! Fics I reread again and again! I will update this continually as more and more amazing fics come out of this community :]

Enjoy 💫

🔥 UPDATE ON 03/11/24 // 04/11/24 🔥

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ONE SHOTS

FLUFF

Things Away From The Circuit by epnraq

'Oscar reacts to Lando's interview response about how they don't see each other much outside work... from Lando's kitchen table.' [1.2k]

This fic is so cute and i love the characterisation so much!!

What Am I Supposed To Drive Both Cars At The Same Time? by cxrnlia

Beautifully endearing sick!fic [1.2k]

Anteros by Anon

Fluff, very cute, Lando is scared of snakes [1.3k]

Mortifying! Anyways, by WanderingBlindly

Lando keeps embarrassing himself in front of Oscar. Luckily, the Aussie finds him hilariously adorable [2.3k]

Sleep on it by 14CookiesGone

'Lando introduces Oscar to all the good places to nap around the garage.' [4k]

Holding hands and stuff by anon

Long distance Landoscar. Misunderstanding. Very cute, very fluffy. Some sexual content - phone sex [4.2k]

So adorable 🥺

Only found by debrief

'cinderella soulmates au where whatever you lose, your soulmate finds. except: oscar has a soulmate and lando is a No-Match, a person who doesn't have a soulmate.' [6.8k]

Sleeping problems by f1extras

'the one in which Lando can't sleep at night and finds Oscar has the key to solve his problem.' [7.6k]

Chronically bitchless but still wifed up by leafmeal0ne

WAG Lando, MotoGP Oscar [8.3k]

Carried away by Orphaned

Fake/pretend relationship, happy ending [22.1k]

SMUT

Solo by WingWo43

Solo Lando, thinking of a previous time with Oscar, filming himself [848 words]

I found myself alive in the palm of your hand by hedgehogfrog

'Oscar makes Lando wear a vibrating butt plug as he rides him' [1.6k]

Donuts on my dick by silhouettes

How many donuts can you fit on your dick? Food sex, edging [1.7k]

Scarlet, starlet by hurricaneHeat

Multi-ship, camboy Lando and his adoring fans [1.8k]

Cosy autumn cuddles by Twinkodium

Needy, bratty Lando distracting Oscar. All he wants to do is read his book [1.8k]

i need you to be my motor by Anon

Free use Oscar, PWP [2k]

🔥 mistaken by itsgoingdutchin2021

Spanking, bratty Lando. [2k]

'Lando has assumptions about Oscar. They don’t match reality. He won’t complain though.'

🔥 Weight Training by b_dover

Gym sex!!, face fucking, rimming, strength kink, anal sex, creampie, coming in pants. [2.1k]

🔥 pull out the incisor by higgsbosonblues

Infidelity, light angst. [2.6k]

'He’d realised a while back that if either of them really felt guilty about it, they’d have stopped.'

🔥 Bend Me, Break Me, Reshape Me in Your Image by AdventuringBlind

🔥 evening stretch by oldveins

Gym sex, anal fingering, blow jobs, leggings >:) [2.7k]

Desperation play, knife play, blood as lube, watersports (kind of), puppy play, sub!Lando, dom!Oscar. [2.8k]

wikiHow: Getting My Boyfriend to Choke Me by Anon

Maid roleplay, BDSM, spanking, multiple orgasms, cock warming [3k]

🔥 Rise and Shine, Dildo! By anon (CX)

Anal sex, riding, fucking to fix your back issues. [3.3k]

'“There’s only one method I can think of to permanently fix your spine,” Jon muses, like what he is about to say isn't the most diabolical thing that Lando has heard in his life.'

🔥 i was speechless when i woke up to your voice note by hanquality

This fic owns me, I hope you know. Oscar Piastri loves boyfriend asmr, Voice kink, phone sex. [3.5k]

'is it tingly tho? i tried my best He wants to reply your voice makes my brain melt.'

Who's a Good Boy? by amphibiangeorgerussell

Puppy play, trans!Oscar, size kink, spit kink, face fucking, unsafe sex [3.6k]

Winner's room - Hungarian GP by beensinning

'Winner's Room AU, Lando Feminization, and a sort of pissed-off Oscar', belly bulge (loml actually 🫶) [3.9k]

This fic owns me, I fear

Overexposure by Lalanorris, Pitmewithyourbeststop

The door behind him isn’t completely closed, and that’s kind of the point, if he’s honest. It’s open just so, just enough of an invitation to look around, if someone wanted to. [4.2k]

Exhibitionist Lando, you beautiful creature 🫶

Lacy things by shroomlights

Lingerie Lando 🫶, dom!Oscar [4.4k]

Watch me by Wanderingblindly

a/b/o, choking, voyeurism [5.5k]

HOLY FUCK!! I have reread this several times now and it just gets better every time 🥳

Puppy love by Mctwinkdom

Puppy play, boypussy(🫶), gorgeously written [5.7k]

🔥 Rat Days by etcetera

Post Hungary, blow jobs, masturbation, [6.3k]

'Lando’s got a way of making it about himself. Oscar’s got a way of not getting away well enough.'

I'll Be Right There With You by Anon

Lando is used to sleeping around and waking up in beds that are not his. What he isn't used to is waking up in a bed that’s not his after falling asleep in his own bed the night prior. [6.4k]

Time travel smut! 🥳 (Pt.2 to Small Manifestations)

🔥 when we all fall asleep, where do we go? By Sorry_Wecouldntsavethisuser

Fluff and smut, getting together, cuddling to fight the nightmares. [6.5k]

'“They?” Oscar’s voice is cautious. “Does this happen a lot?” Lando pauses before responding, tries to think of how to save this before Oscar starts to see him as even more of a freak than he probably already does'

🔥 red hearts, red hearts, that's what i'm on by hanquality

Sugar daddy/baby, findom, gamer Lando, sugar baby Oscar. GOD I LOVE THIS ONE 🗣️🥰 [6.6k]

'oscar piastri accidentally becomes a discord kitten'

Small Manifestations by Anon

Lando wakes up, a bit disoriented and feeling rather cold. But this bed… Lando has not felt the texture of this exact couch-bed in years. [6.9k]

Time travel smut! 🥳

🔥 That body's a blessin girl by Anon

Body worship, Oscar's thighs, oral sex, cowboy boots. [7k]

'Lately, there was something-or rather someone, who was starting to chip away at his composure. Oscar Piastri. More specifically, Oscar’s thighs.'

Hard on the brakes by peachbellini

Try not to cum challenge! [7.2k]

A cowboy's dream by OP811992

'Lando and Oscar have hot, sleepy sex in the middle of the night and blush about it in the morning.' [7.6k]

Good lord. I am... in shambles.

Singapore prep by F1extras

'the one in which McLaren forces Lando and Oscar to work out in a sauna.' [7.7k]

The New Normal by 14CookiesGone

Oscar's thighs are a damn treat [8k]

🔥 When the blood is dripping by Lovely_Lotus

Vampire au!, service top!Oscar Piastri, orgasm denial, praise kink, anal sex, oral sex, blood drinking. [8.2k]

'In which Lando wants to find a way to get his vampire boyfriend to bite him. His plan? Denying Oscar an orgasm until he caves, of course.'

Puppy wanna lick something sticky (just like honey) by foggystars

Light pet play, light dom/sub, collars, landoscar+Charles [8.3k]

Beautifully written, as always 🥰

Teeth by loquarocoeur

'Lando starts biting Oscar, as one does, and everything kind of spirals from there until he realises Oscar likes being bitten.' [8.4k]

🔥 we can do this shit forever if it's lust, yeah by Wedriftlikelonelyplanets

Orgasm control, edging, anal sex, mildly dubious consent (but both are enthusiastic), Bottom!Oscar, Top!Lando. [10.6k]

'How's Lando ever supposed to be normal about Oscar, when Oscar wants Lando to take him apart.'

You're burning up, i'm cooling down by foggystars

Edging, orgasm delay/denial, Oscar just wants to be a good boy. [12.3k]

Beautifully written, filthy smut with care and trust! My all-time favourite fic across any fandom!

Never have I ever by Mctwinkdom

Switching, Oscar's first time with a guy [13k]

There's a very specific line in this that makes me, and fic!Lando, fucking insane

Soft launch by cxrnlia

Fake/pretend relationship, eventual smut, daddy kink [13.2k]

Young British Twink Gets Destroyed by Hot Big Dick Australian Formula 1 Driver *Not Clickbait* by Anon

Camboy!Lando AU, driver Oscar, cuties!!, Lando you sexy mf [15.1k]

ANGST

Roses on your shirt by sharls

'All of the texts Lando shouldn’t have sent to his ex.' [1.2k]

PAINFUL (amazing)

You break my heart in the blink of an eye (the last time) by rennyxr

Dark themes - READ TAGS, insecure Lando, emotional hurt/comfort [4.5k]

🔥 Trading Places by disarm_d

Light angst, body swap, mental health issues. [10k]

Love along the way by 14CookiesGone

"the five times Lando pushes Oscar away, and the one time Lando goes to him." [10.1k]

Porn au, pornstar Lando, safeword use, SSC, comfort, aftercare

Like wildfire by leafmeal0ne

Fantasy/mythology, angst, happy ending [13.8k]

Little renaissance by leafmeal0ne

Heart wrenching, angst, future fic, happy ending, gorgeous writing (also made me sob!) [14.2k]

Already Home by nyoomfruits

Marriage, hurt/comfort, pining, roommates, friends to lovers [32.5k]

Beautiful, incredible, made me sob (very hard to do)

🔥 No One's Ever Had Me, Not Like You by flufflybunny

Angst with a happy ending, slow burn, brief mentions of a past ED, hurt/comfort, Kid fic. [36.2k]

'Lando has a minor breakdown in the middle of the paddock and somehow convinces Oscar to move in with him and teach him to be a competent parent. Oh, and fall in love along the way.'

MULTI-CHAPTER

🔥 Honey, Look At Me by Anon

Incomplete, omegaverse, Alpha/Alpha, scenting, pining, slow burn. [24.1k]

'Lando has been obsessed with Oscar for ages, but when the alpha goes into rut at Bahrain it sets the season off to a strange start. Too bad they’re both alphas and Oscar would never go for Lando, would he?'

🔥 The Arrangement by lxuisfineline

Incomplete, this fic is actually the love of my life and I will be marrying it, angst,past relationship trauma, smut, light bdsm. [40.6k]

'CEO Lando Norris turns to an exclusive escort service to escape the pressures of his high-profile life. When he meets Oscar, a charming and confident escort, Lando becomes captivated and makes a bold proposition: full exclusivity. He must navigate the fine line between desire and control.'

Sense and velocity by Vertueusement

Incomplete, '80s posh uni AU where Oscar's the new kid just trying to get by and Lando's an unironic celebrity soaking up fame and affection from everyone' [42.2k]

I love this AU so much! I've been following it as it comes out and the whole premise is amazing + the writing is fantastic

🔥 we're still barely getting by by alecjbi

Incomplete, angst, slow burn, radio host Lando, engineer Oscar. [47.9k]

'Lando is hopelessly in love with his roommate. oscar is oblivious.'

are you sure this isnt a dementia episode? by reidlvr

Incomplete, 'a wrong number fic in which oscar is still a driver, but lando is an engineering student who responded to Oscars wrong number text' Chat fic! [25k]

Pitcrew by twistedrootbeer

Incomplete, 'Oscar Piastri is accidentally added to a group chat with a group of uni boys. Their project directly involves Oscar's job as an F1 driver, they just can't exactly know that yet.' Chat fic! [38.6k]

🔥 Heart to heart by Over_on_the_bench

Complete, DBH au!!!!, Lando's mental healthcare android, eventual smut. [7.9k]

Ignore the consequences by KingKestrel

Complete, Soulmate AU, cheating, angst, happy ending [11.9k]

🔥 no light by insanedevotion

Complete, magical realism, angst with a happy ending, lack of communication. [12.1k]

'"I’d be grateful for the sun on the way home.” Lando bites his lip. He knows Oscar has no real way of knowing, but it still hits like a request. He considers saying I’ll do my best but decides against it. The sun comes out five minutes into the drive.'

take it offline by lellabella

Complete, office au, smut, power imbalance, toxic, panic attacks, angst [12.7k]

On call by 140445

Complete, phone sex operator!Lando, driver!Oscar, phone transcript format, meet-cute [13k]

I love this so much! It's such a unique style and omg it's so well done 🥰

🔥 Do Androids Have Dicks? By AdventuringBlind

Complete, DBH au!!!!, Lando/oscar/max v. [16.4k]

'A series of events in which Oscar learns to be human and falls in love in the process. He also gets a dick... but that's besides the point.'

🔥 Software Instability by KingKestrel

Complete, DBH au!!!!, falling in love, robot sex, pining, happy ending. [16.5k]

'“Hello, I am an android built by Cyberlife. I am model OP-810 but you can call me Oscar.” An android? Lando’s new personal trainer was an android?'

🔥 the unsent project by horizontal_cat

Complete, college roommates au!, angst, getting together. [18.9k]

'To: Lando – “I only started bringing guys home because you wanted me to. The truth is, the only body I’ve wanted is yours. I can’t keep waiting for you to realize that. I’m running out of ways to protect my heart.”'

A long road up to recovery by OfDogsAndWolves

Complete, dark themes - READ TAGS

So well written and heart wrenching [24.1k]

Red carnations by NE0NYX

Complete, Cupid!Lando, Oscar "heart eyes" Piastri, light angst, not actually unrequited love, magical realism [29.1k]

By a thread by Mctwinkdom

Complete, sexting, phone sex, lingerie, delicious [31.9k]

🔥 we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars by horizontal_cat

Complete, social media, actor Oscar, escort Lando, saving Oscar's public image, fake/pretend relationship. [33.1k]

When we’re on the phone and he talks real slow, ‘cause it’s late and his mama don’t know by OP811992

Complete, pure smut, phone sex [34.1k]

5 times lando came into oscar’s room and told him he was bad at hugging... By Anon

Complete, 5+1 - Lando is trying to teach Oscar how to hug him properly, eventually he figures it out on his own [34.5k]

A touch of papaya by KingKestrel

Complete, 'Oscar spends his rookie F1 season falling in love with his teammate.' [38.4k]

🔥 Oh Sweet Yosemite Cabin by OP811992

Complete, fluff and smut, first time with a guy, sex education. [34.9k]

'Engineering student Oscar meets graphic design student Lando on vacation in a remote cabin in the woods.'

🔥 Don't Want Your Sympathy, Just Your Company by 1425fivefive

Complete, light angst, smut, hurt/comfort. [64.2k]

'In the wake of being outed, Oscar spends the summer break in Monaco with a very supportive Lando.'

Casual by loquarocoeur

Complete, 'Lando thinks a casual sex arrangement is a great idea because he's an idiot. Oscar agrees to it because he's also an idiot. They figure it out eventually.' [95.2k]

This fic is beyond incredible. I felt so many emotions reading this - it made me cry, genuinely laugh, and omgggg the writing is beautiful. Everyone read! Rn!!

Under the sunset by Landoscar

Complete, Oscar!Spiderman AU, miscommunication, slow burn [101.8k]

Climb up to your lips by emptyhalf

Complete, Girl!Oscar, insanely well written smut, fisting, fluff, adorable relationship, interesting relationship dynamics [110.8k]

SERIES

🔥 give it to him however he wants by Wedriftlikelonelyplanets [28.1k] Smut

Masterlist of my fics 👍

I WILL BE ADDING MORE IN THE NEAR FUTURE

Currently rereading the whole tag start to finish so there's a fair amount that I want to add but haven't yet :] 🫂🫂

Very small tag list: @mcytfannnn @sofsversion @lestappenslut @mernaroll @izzief1rambles @ralphiesaces

#wanna cry so bad #pocketcharlie

Charlie had so much fun today! Lots on his agenda :)

i have so many thoughts. first and foremost why does seb keep looking at mark like that. why does mark look so grumpy. also "you always want what you don't have" + pointed look at mark + mark swallowing. sometimes there's not a thing you can say

F1 x Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Cruel Angel's Thesis Inspired by @mxgicdave's Suzuka Poster

hahaha #landoscar #goodoldOscar #lovethem #4evah

Oscar’s inner dialogue while wearing a feather boa and falling in love with his teammate:

OSCAR PIASTRI and ZAC BROWN | 20/04/2025

in tears 😭💕💕

we got a new landoscar content 👀

love game