Well Fucks? Get To It!

Ever since Jaskier was a child, he has had the ability to shapeshift into a bird.

It’s not that Geralt dislikes Jaskier’s shapeshifting; in fact, he’s fairly certain the bard’s ability to turn into a bird has saved his life more than once. However, Geralt knows that, sooner or later, he’ll have to figure out whether Jaskier’s transformations have any effect on his lifespan.

Geralt’s real problem is that when Jaskier is in bird form, he’s indistinguishable from any other bird.

To solve this, Geralt has started making Jaskier wear a bracelet—one that remains on him even after he shifts.

I haven't seen the end of the game yet, but ever since I found all the dragon's tears I was burning with need to draw something from it.

All hail Mike Stamford

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“they say the young baron wulfenbach killed tarvek sturmvoraus over her” more like he stopped tarvek from murdering her with her bare hands and then realized it was a mistake and was like “whoops sorry bro”

but listen i will NEVER EVER be over the fact that the only time we see tarvek really in the madness place is when he’s beating someone to death with his bare hands

Breath of the Wild Masterpost

So I know that the comics haven’t even started yet, but I already know that they’ll have more than 20 comics so rather than waste time putting the links in the assorted post, I thought I’d just go ahead and make this right off the bat!

If you’d like to read the comics in the order they were posted, click here! If you’re looking for a specific comic, the links below may help!

NOTE: Because of the open world nature of the game, the links below aren’t chronological, if you’re looking for the order, click the link above! Below comics will be listed by category (combat-related, horse-related, korok-related, etc.)

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

Did you think I wouldn’t say anything?!

Episode 3 Part 15

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Zelda Reacts Part 6

this has been about 90% finished for such a long time lmao, but hopefully the wait was worth it!! omg it was so fun drawing Link in this armour, it's one of my top faves for sure - HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD ASFJGHDK

Part 5: Snowquill <<< >>> Part 7: Dark Link

Girl Genius AU where they're in fandom

1. they’re in the Heterodyne Boys fandom.

2. Gil and Tarvek are battling it out for the Most Kudosed story on AO3 but only Tarvek knows that. Gil is writing a really epic adventure/discovery gen story with lots of found family fluff and he once mentioned casually that he wasn’t super into dramatic love quintangles and politics and period-appropriate clothing and kinky erotica. Tarvek took it super personally.

3. out of nowhere this dingbot_heterodyne person shows up with ONE (1) fic and it’s 1. long 2. super well researched 3. badassly actionny 4. politically super sharp yet easy to follow 5. IT UPDATES UNFAILINGLY EVERY THREE DAYS and it takes the top spot from them both in three weeks.

4. tarvek falls in love with the plotline but is still kinda seeting with jealousy a bit so he takes to writing “missing scenes” that are all the sinful porn dingbot isn’t writing. dingbot writes him thanks and mentions how embarrassed they are and it’s totally a failing of their part as a writer but they just Can Not write the porn and they really admire his deft hand in balancing characterization and sizzling hotness. tarvek turns into their n°1 fan and starts chatting them up on discord

5. but. gil notices the email address and it’s his university and meets dingbot in PERSON and they bond on fandom glee but also general fandommy and courses tastes and two weeks later out of nowhere tarvek has to read, with his own eyes, that dingbot is DATING HIS RIVAL. they’ve been sort of co-writing porn scenes for her fic, he was guiding them through it and was so proud of their progress and they were getting to be such intimate friends and BAM. this is super unfair ;__;

6. then gil’s sister lols because hey your gf is writing porn with someone else does that count as sexting and gil is like ??? uhhh *reads the porn* *… dang* do you think your friend could also teach me the ways of writing … well not even porn just. romantic stuff.

7. tarvek ends up tutoring his two rivalcrushes in the art of erotica. how is this his life. but it’s all he will get so he accepts it, very bitterly. and ofc the more they all three talk and the more his crush on agatha grows until he realizes he’s also crushing on gil, and even WORSE he’s crushing on their romantic bond with each other. they’re such a fucking cute couple jfc how can he not ;__;

8. so he writes a modern AU bill/lu/klaus or maybe it’s a lu/bill/klaus where he’s klaus sublimating his attraction to bill into lu until he can’t lie to himself anymore and gently steps away from them both. he writes two endings. one is “lu figures it out and decides both is good” and the the next one is “that was klaus’ dream but then he wakes up to go be best man at their wedding and never says a thing.”

9. agatha isn’t even the one who figures it out first, GIL is. because that lu was way nicer than she’s ever been in canon and usually tarvek is way more deft at juggling bare-bones canon characteristics with emotional fanon filling-out.

10. it’s suddenly hard to catch tarvek to have long conversations because Real Life (or so he says) so gil and agatha decide to co-author a fan sequel where lu and bill come back from their honeymoon and were bored as sin and decide to go get them some klaus.

it’s bar none their least kudosed story ever, because oh man the Bashful does not work well with sensual OT3 seduction and also it’s not what either of their fanbases follow them for, but it does net them a reply.

the first ten lines are bitching gil out about anachronistic pantaloons. but he does get back on discord so they can ask him out properly.