"You Know What I Hate?" The Champion Asked To No One In Particular As He Watched Over The Slow Boiling

"You know what I hate?" The Champion asked to no one in particular as he watched over the slow boiling pot of stew.

"Uh... Not having enough spices?" The Captain asked from his seat at the table.

Wild gave a nod. "Not what I was going for, but yes."

"Then what do you hate, Champ?" Wars asked while glancing over to the Vet. Legend was currently trying to stack his fork and knife on top of each other to no avail.

"How do I put this?" Wild tapped his chin in thought.

"As bluntly as you can." Hyrule chimed in.

"Fair enough. Why are certain clothes locked to certain people? It's fucking cloth." Wild complained with a laugh.

At first Wars was going to chide Wild for the language, but... He just couldn't. Wild had a point here.

"FINALLY!" Wind's loud voice startled Wars a bit as the Sailor had been awfully quiet in his seat. "Tetra and I both hate that stupid shit. What do you mean I can't wear heels? I'm trying to feel tall, and Tetra hates heels, and so somebody has to wear them."

"Tell me about it." Wild started. "Zelda let me try on one of her old royal dresses, don't ask how they survived a hundred years, and somebody had issues with that."

The Captain just laughed. Damn those social rules indeed. Wild in a dress wasn't something he was expecting to hear about today, but it was something that he could picture.

And the Champion would rock that dress.

"Heh, I've been thinking those rules were stupid since I knew they existed. So, since I was nine." Time joined the conversation. "I didn't even know what the big deal was back then."

"I'd ask how, but I'm afraid the answer would be too confusing." Twilight said.

"Oh, not at all, I was raised by forest spirits and a giant tree." The Old Man nonchalantly explained. "They didn't have concepts like "male" and "female." So imagine my confusion."

A claim that he made often but never elaborated on. Everyone, besides the Captain and Wind, thought it was a lie or a ruse.

Warriors just laughed, he couldn't help it.

"Oh little Mask and his insisting that he's a tree." Wars felt everyone's eyes turn to him.

Time laughed loudly. "You made that corporals life hell."

"I did not have time for that guy's bullshit. We are in the middle of a fucking war, if the kid says he's a tree then he's a fucking tree." Wars started to lose his composure from all of his laughing.

"What do you mean by "he's a tree"?" Sky asked while scratching his head.

"Again, I was raised by forest spirits." Time explain. "You lot, besides two, think this a lie. It's not."

"Time, your life profoundly confuses me." Sky said. "So they assigned you a tree?"

Time nodded.

"Instead of anything else?"

Another nod.

"Not like a boy tree? Just a tree?"

Another nod. "Two trees, to be exact. But yes."

"Two trees?"

"Maple and oak, to be exact."

Wars just watch the conversation with a grin. Oh, poor Sky. He must be feeling the same confusion that he and the Sailor had during the war.

"I feel so understood." Rulie said with the widest smile imaginable. "I'm just a Fae." He shrugged as the others turned to face him. "Not the legend kind of Fae. I was raised by Fairies."

"Well, now you can be a Fae tree. How lovely." Time stated with a laugh.

"What kinda tree?"

"Hmmm, you and the Captain both have the same one. Pine, and you can have maple too. As a treat."

"A Fae pine and maple tree. Nice."

"Are we just gonna brush over the fact that Wars already has a tree identity?" Legend asked.

"I do too!" Wind but in. "Take a guess, it's so obvious."

"Uh...Palm tree?" Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Correct!"

"What tree am I then?" Wild asked while seasoning a few cuts of meat.

"Willow." Time and Warriors both spoke at the same time.

"Damn, that was fast."

"You had this conversation before, hadn't you?" Sky asked while keeping his gaze locked to Wars. "So tell us our trees."

"Oh, alright, I'll try to remember all the specifics. It's been a while." Time laughed while tapping his fingers on the table.

"It all reminds me of the Minish. They have leaves instead of trees, though." Four, who had been quietly observing this whole time, finally spoke up.

"Oh, the Kokiri had leaves too. That's a whole other thing."

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5 years ago

Weird ideas I have at 1 in the morning after marathon-reading three emelan books in succession: Girl Genius OT3 circle of magic au.

Agatha is a smith mage, Gil is a weather mage, Tarvek is the thread mage who spins them together. Probably all students at a Living Circle temple, sim to canon. Zeetha can see and hear things on the winds. Klaus is an academic mage, can see magic, and is probably studying ambient magic. 

4 years ago
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                   the Tragedy Of Anakin Skywalker (x)

                   the tragedy of anakin skywalker (x)


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1 month ago
Is This Normal?

Is this normal?

5 years ago

I am so happy so many people love the Ultimate Adrienette shipper Gabriel AU (like to original post here), thank you all so much I don’t even have words, so here’s a part 2 with some more ideas, hope you enjoy and again thank you all =)

If Mari and Adrien ever got together this would completely happen

Gabriel “Marinette you’re like the child I never had”

Adrien “you mean daughter right dad?….dad?”

Gabriel thinks Mari is so amazing because she is literally the ideal person to take over his company (Adrien once thought orange tracksuits and sailor uniforms were the height of fashion Gabriel refuses to trust him with anything in terms of running his company)

Gabriel solution before Marinette would be the same as the kings in ever after ‘I will simply keep the company and live forever’

He is a member of the Martinette fanclub

Evillustator  would be awkward I don’t think Gabriel would have been paying attention to who Nath had a crush on and when he finds out it’s Mari he’s just like “Hold on Marinette as in Marinette Dupain-Cheng?…ok NO!” and either forces Nath to attack Chloe and Ladybug/Chat Noir the Akuma just leaves leaving a very confused Nath on a roof somewhere or just in Mari’s room… it’s awkward.

He keeps an eye on Nath after that because he is not letting a random make this love triangle any more complicated damn it.

After Reverser and Marcnath happens he’s like ah phew the threat is now gone…then Luka happens Hawkmoth almost has an aneurysm and is just like “WHO HATES THIS BOY THAT I CAN AKUMATIZE SO I CAN GET RID OF THIS THREAT???”.

Nooroo “Are you seriously trying to murder a this boy because he may like Marinette”

Gabriel “DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW INVESTED I AM IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NOOROO!!”

Also Reverser involves him constantly being like “NO GET THE RED HAIRED BRAT!! DO NOT TOUCH A HAIR ON MY FUTURE DAUGTHERS HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD!!… ALSO  ON A COMPELTLY UNRELATED NOTE IF YOU SEE ADRIEN AGRESTE REVERSE HIM SO HE IS NOT  AN OBLIVIOUS IDIOT”

In Gorizilla the entire time Adrien and Mari are running away there’s an Akuma following them and Hawkmoth has his fingers crossed like “please be a date please be a date please be date” and at the end “how was that not a date?!”

In Troublemaker he’s like ‘YES! Adrien has to get it now’ and then hears oh she’s a fan and just rteatedly hitting his head on the wall

Gabriel "what did I do to deserve this??”

Nooroo “…I mean”

Gabriel “Aside from that Nooroo! I mean Akumatising all of Paris would not warrant this torture”

Nooroo “…”

Gabriel “ Although that’s actually a good idea”

@aleniksimmer before mentioned how Gabriel is equally oblivious as Adrian and yeah he is which is why this totally happens

Gabriel  “HOW CAN HE NOT SEE IT SHE’S RIGHT THERE AND SHE OBVIOUSLY LOVES HIM HOW CAN HE NOT SEE IT??”

Nathalie *eye twitching* “…yes that would be THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER”

Gabriel “I know right? Poor Marinette”

Nathalie *screaming into pillow*

Poor Nathalie has to deal with so much shit from Gabriel

Her Mari bond over the oblivious Agreste’s like when she’s showing Mari to her seat or something in Style Queen she’s just like ‘I get it trust me ‘ and 2 end up talking in sync because they FINALLY have someone who knows the pain of the oblivious Agreste’s

The 2 totally make a group chat so they can vent and just share experiences, Nathalie really like Mari to and is just like please join this family I need someone sane to talk to please.

(Also 2 blue haired ladies pining other 2 blonde oblivious idiots)

Lastly for this post a funny idea

There’s an Akuma attack when Adrien confesses the poor Akumatized person flings their hands over their ears as they are nearly deafened by Hawkmoth just screaming “YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! YES! FINALLY!” and so on.The Akumatized person is clutching their ears and beaten by a very confused Rena rouge Queen bee and Carapace as Hawkmoth does a happy dance around his lair “THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!”

So yeah sorry if this is rushed but wanted to get this done

Any questions or anything just let me know

Thank you again your all amazing and thanks so much for reading =)


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7 months ago

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

4 years ago

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 


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1 month ago
Zelda Reacts Part 6
Zelda Reacts Part 6
Zelda Reacts Part 6
Zelda Reacts Part 6
Zelda Reacts Part 6
Zelda Reacts Part 6

Zelda Reacts Part 6

this has been about 90% finished for such a long time lmao, but hopefully the wait was worth it!! omg it was so fun drawing Link in this armour, it's one of my top faves for sure - HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD ASFJGHDK

Part 5: Snowquill <<< >>> Part 7: Dark Link

5 years ago
All Hail Mike Stamford
All Hail Mike Stamford

All hail Mike Stamford

Keep reading

1 month ago
Zelda Reacts Part 5
Zelda Reacts Part 5
Zelda Reacts Part 5
Zelda Reacts Part 5
Zelda Reacts Part 5

Zelda Reacts Part 5

Thank you for your patience while I lost my mind over how many layers this outfit has :') I had the idea for this one early on and I felt like doing it before I get to some of the other requested outfits! I would have been so happy if they hugged at the end of botw 😭😭😭

Part 4: Barbarian <<< >>> Part 6: Voe

7 months ago

me coming to your blog to give you a boop. (you cannot hide from me)

Me Coming To Your Blog To Give You A Boop. (you Cannot Hide From Me)
Me Coming To Your Blog To Give You A Boop. (you Cannot Hide From Me)

me when you boop me:

Me Coming To Your Blog To Give You A Boop. (you Cannot Hide From Me)
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She/her, East coast American, born in 1997; this is a fandom blog. I like Sherlock, Detective Conan, Miraculous Ladybug, Girl Genius, HTTYD, ATLA, and The Mandalorian (among others)

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