Ketusbetus - Formaldehyde Forum

I was a lazy bum over the weekend and here's the crap that kept me entertained.

My weekend started when fifth period was over and when I was driving away from school like a civilized driver, not like a madman. When I got home I packed up and headed out to south Jersey to spend the weekend at my mom's and to babysit while she was at work and to spend quality time with her. While I was down there I was curious about my subscription to netflix on my xbox 360. I've have a membership deal with them and use my xbox to watch whatever movies they have on it. As I search up the movies I realize that I have a good amount of movies to watch while I basically vegetate my weekend away! To be frank, I'll just tell you the movies and give you my thoughts about them.

From Dusk Till Dawn- I remember seeing this movie on HBO as a kid. While watching this bloody nugget of a horror movie I was really into how damn gory this movie was and how insane the characters were. The vampires were just down right crazy as well. Being made by the hands of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, From Dusk Till Dawn has all sorts of small details to the batshit mad plot line. But then again what else would you expect from those two. George Clooney's performance is an interesting one since his character has to take care of a psychopathic sibling all the while they try to escape the U.S. and into Mexico.

Bunraku- Here's an interesting movie. Bunraku's genre is bend around abit. It's a western meets an action meets musical (just with violence instead of singing). The story basically tells of how the world ended with big bang and those who survived decided that guns were the culprit to their violent ways. So with all firearms thrown away this gave way for bladed weapons to return. In this world instead of guns the characters use their fists, swords, knives and wits to stay afloat in this crazed city ruled by Nickola (Ron Pearlman) and his 10 killers. The movie reminds me of High Plains Drifter due to John Hartnet's performance as The Drifter who wants to kill Nickola for unknown purposes. Woody Harrelson's role as The Bartender who bring The Drifter and The Samurai together as allies is an interesting role. Bunraku is an art movie with it's origami design sets and story telling and it's an action flick with it's endless amounts of sword play and ass kicking. Technically these were the only two movies I watched the rest of the weekend was spent playing Skyrim.

This. This is going up on my wall and it will be an awesomer wall! Recently got this from this wonderful girl. She surprised me with it. Fuckin love it!

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

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A plan to end the search...

...for bigfoot. It occurred to me, last night, that people still enjoy the cryptic known as bigfoot, I mean shit they still make shows about searching for the bastard(s). Have the researchers gotten close to finding the evidence to support the claims that a wild monkey man is lurching around the mountains and forests of the world? I'm pretty sure they've got mold of the footprints sasquatch leaves behind, they've got samples of hair that were left behind after he stepped on the wrong branch or on some rust nails near a house. The evidence has been analyzed and most of it has come back as a relative of apes after this people keep on searching, wondering what it could be big foot could still be...huh? They just told you, hair from some animal that was left behind in the rocky mountains (which I'm quite sure is devoid of apes or monkeys) is of ape origin and people still question whether it's real or not.

The television shows are annoying me with footage that capture Bigfoot in the distance and yet nobody dares to chase after it like an idiot American would do. So I figured hey, find the craziest, strongest, bravest man alive. Convince him to stalk Bigfoot with a camera strapped to his head and send him off into the forest and tell him to only return with evidence of Bigfoot. You obviously need to put him in an area where big foot has been spotted dozens of times before. Send him there and tell him to live off the lands and try to find proof that big foot is real. Maybe a carcass will do? If Bigfoot is so aloof with his sightings then it'd be a change of pace instead of rubbernecking at him in the distance and instead to charge at it with a few friends. If it attacks then try to let it chase you into town or near a road in plan daylight where you know for certain it is busy.

But until the day where we can send crazed men into the forests to hunt the legend down with only their wits and Teddy Roosevelt-like rage we'll have to accept the fact that yes he's probably real and yes there will be shows and movies and books about him. But I rather just settle the whole thing now and just hunt for it. I also didn't really think this whole think out, this could be an incredibly dumb idea and I'll be viewed as a jackass. I don't care really, I'm bored as hell.

BAD NEWS: none of us who create anything in any medium will ever as long as we live have a single better idea or even as good of an idea as what I’m about  to show you

My own lobotomy...

It's entertaining. To be honest I'm enjoying this whole thing. It's like an out of mind kind of deal, to which I am the surgeon looking down into the brain of a young man whose life is in my hands.To which is quite interesting since I'm performing my own surgery.

It's to my understanding that I do enjoy looking deeply into my life and how it spreads to others, effecting them. I have been quite a good man to many and to quite a few a mother fucker. To all, I agree with. I have been a paragon to many as possible. It's in my nature to be so. Whilst it's also in my nature to be a bastard to those who have it coming or to those who I believe deserve it. I find myself in the nature versus nurture ordeal a lot of the time. But in all honesty, I try to stay in line out of how I believe things should be. Then again this rule applies to every living soul to walk across the crusty earth.

As I dissect into the lobes and folds and vained grey bits of this young man I find that he's never really cared for much. That he takes life for what it is. A good joke. To me a good joke has a meaning and a good joke has a downside to it all.

So far all I can do is laugh at the irony, the bits of bullshit and how cliched the world is. Could my life be scripted? Written into a cheesey series of novels that some teens will read, thus pushing the sales into movie territory and thus a cheesey movie of my life will be made. I find that my life will be as it is while more will find it to be more than an average joe's. It's up to them to make me seem more than I am. In some other dimension or universe, I'm just character on a page. But in my dimension or universe I'm a self noticed teen who already cracked the fourth wall and yet hasn't the care in the world. Take in all the little things and make a big deal out of them. Take in the big things and make them as small as possible. Keep everything you love close and stay aware that you're still alive even though I find myself in situations that I believe wouldn't happen to a goof like myself. Such as coming across things like a great girl, a good moment or even a song to speaks to me. I find myself in the fourth wall conundrum where I think I'm either reliving a moment through death and through time (so it goes) or I'm dreaming.

A rarity this boy might be, but alas he's flawed and easy to pierce. Many young adults can agree with him, that is if they knew him before he was drained of what sense he has left, filled with chemicals and then operated on. Maybe he's a dying breed. Maybe he was an old soul. Time to preserve this specimen is running low.

this looks so good!

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin