Ketusbetus - Formaldehyde Forum

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

Party rockers in the hou

my face when my sister surprises my broke ass with Taco Bell.

I gotta get lost. I feel like getting lost would be a new adventure. Of course it's just a little voice in my head wishing for more in life. Never being satisfied with what I have, I'll probably lose a lot someday and realize what was lost. I'll realize what is to come is just a new shedding of the old. I'm starting to find that it's an old plot that needs tending to.

Okay, so reptilian aliens are linked to antisemitism.

Then what awful thing are grey aliens linked to?

Actually they're fine tbh. In most UFO lore the Greys are just kinda biomachines. They're like meat versions of the opportunity rover.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet