Who Up Losing In They Ancient War

When things start getting long and confusing in classical or neo-classical theater, often one of the characters goes on a long monologue to sum up the story as a whole so they can then describe their motivations for what they will do within the next scene.

Now I am not sure what this is called, but I do know that this is exactly what Micheal is doing in the beginning of this newer episode.

But I do know that when this happens, some shit is about to go down.

(im like 5 mins into the episode)

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

its always so funny when one of my friends caves and gets into TMA and gets confused by the amount of mikes.

or when a TMA fan makes a joke about mikes in the podcast

because woe.begone is RIGHT THERE

[ounce of self hate thoughts hit] oh man I’m Arthur Lester fr

I think this might be my new magnum opus

shoutout to season ten of WOE.BEGONE

gotta be the least confusing of them all, the most gut-wrenching (except for season 9’s ep 99. The Bear is Dead), and honestly my personal favorite.

*cowboy voice*

this here’s the ballad of cowboy jaAMM

who didn’t know they were a cowboy yet

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit