Ketxup-kid - Ketxup’s Hedonic Treadmill

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

this is what mr. woebegone was talking about with Micheal “The Shark” Walters back with the chessboxing stuff

i dont know i cant come up with a joke but just look at this

its him. wobbegong

I think this might be my new magnum opus

Happy Fuck You And Fuck Your Train Friday Everybody

tw: descriptions of: blood, wounds, inflicting harm

(all metaphorical)

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I want my love to hurt.

I want to dig in with claws and teeth and never let go,

Gouge lines that will pucker and weep their blood and drain you dry,

I want to be remembered as pain when you finally tear my curved claws from your flesh,

I want you to scream with agony

I want to take it all in

I want your wounds to cry for you

I want you to bleed out and die

I want my love to mean something

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

guys im on blustertok and, just like everyone else, im wondering, where is he???

where did he go?

did he break his phone? is he gonna get a new one?

is he gonna be alright?

was he kidnapped?

held for ransom?

is he an international superspy that went undercover?

he’s a giant horse, how did we lose him?????

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.