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lazyscience:

Don’t forget Floki is like a mad genius when it comes to wood carving. The trees speak to him. What’s the bet a few of those trees were whispering “strap onnnn”?

Antler? Very carve-able and denser than most wood.Or is it too dense? Oh crap, now I'm thinking about it. 

Holy crap, I finished a thing. Because after The Empty Hearse, I needed something happy.

OK, just goes to show where my head is at, at first glance I thought that Loki was in a sulk or a strop and Thor was comforting him. Then I realized that Thor was 'comforting' him. Whew. 

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fast and the Furious Series Rating: Explicit Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Brian O'Conner/Dominic Toretto Characters: Brian O'Conner, Dominic Toretto, Mia Toretto, Han Lue, Vince (Fast and the Furious) Additional Tags: Amnesia, Unhappy Ending, Mildly Dubious Consent, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

What if Brian had been on the right? If you change one thing...you change everything. Takes place at the end of 'the Fast and the Furious'.

Started posting the sequel to my Thor/Loki story The Song Unsung

While that was Thor & Loki's Excellent Adventure, this one is more like the Bogus Journey.  Read it if you dare: The Broken Saga

Snerk!

Moderately wise a man should be; not too crafty or clever... -the Havamal

vikings rewatch → 1x01

snerk....I wish.

Dubai by Michael Cruz

Over the past couple of years, I've gotten many PMs, emails, AO3 comments saying something to the effect of...."Oh you must really love Game of Thrones, right? Your username!" And I'd would just politely demur, to their puzzlement.

It's true, I've been 'khaleesian' since 2000. I started reading ASOIAF in 1997. But I have not willingly watched past S1 of Game of Thrones, despite my friends and complete strangers saying 'Why ever not? It's so goood! Why don't you watch?'

And it's been rough, biting my tongue, not wanting to inadvertently spoil anyone...but finally I can just smile and say: "That's why."

WORD. My dogs won't let you walk within 10 feet of the door. They don't care if you're crazy.

Okay seriously Will Graham’s dogs are fired from dog-hood. How is it possible for a mentally deranged person to get into a house and crawl under a bed in a house with a herd of dogs? This is bothering me so fucking much.

so much truth

Tumblr has this ongoing obsession/love affair with this breed, but as a professional dog trainer and general animal lover, seeing the number of people who enthusiastically declare their desire to own one makes me cringe. I’m not comfortable enabling or reinforcing any of the...