Do You Think The First Blowjob In History Was Gay Or Straight

I never did get to show her…

favorite mario enemy?

luigi

I made the worst decal possible

you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?

The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...

Robot girl who's shell is made of 90s coloured plastic so you can see her circuitry <3

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

The "there is only one bed" romance trope, but there is only one mech instead.

Each of you have mission critical skills for this op, but we only have a single seater chassis available. You two are going to have to figure out who is sitting on who's lap while also sharing a neural link to the mech.

You've grown accustomed to your sensory inputs getting lost in a machine, but never the nerve ending of another pilot.

You try and shake these concerns away. Think of the mission, only the mission. You reach out for the mech's weapons systems and feel the presence of someone else's ghost reaching out in unisin. The warmth of it cause you to hesitate. Is it getting hotter in here? Is that racing heart yours, or the other pilots? Maybe it's the reactor, its rhythmic thumping increasing in pace and heating up from the additional inputs and feedback

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.