If You Guys Haven't Played "Slay The Princess" Then You Should Definitely Play "Slay The Princess". Like

I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation

I love inventing types of guy in my head.

Going by how I'm feeling already, I might become 'difficult' once I start prog...

can you feel me?

I miss being in love...

I can't help but feel like I'm desperate for any form of human contact yet I'm so unfamiliar with how it all works for autism and social reasons it ends up being an awkward and dysfunctional experience where I drag on everyone else. And that's with people I already know, I can't even comprehend meeting new people. And even now I'm venting without much consideration of time and place probably to the rightful annoyance of whoever gets shown this post, I fucking suck as a person and don't want to, but idk how to not

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

okay I get the sentiment around the android hornyposting, but what about the wholesome stuff.

-hearing your partner, or friends fans spin down as they get more comfortable while you cuddle. -switching their LEDs to match your favorite color/whatever color you're wearing -deliberately decreasing cooling efficiency to be warm to the touch -being willing to ask for help with internal maintenance because they trust you

-being able to tell when they're thinking more/less as the speed of their fans/cooling pump/the temperature they are changes

-having panels with stickers of interests you share that they change to when they know they're going to be with you

-asking your opinion on different chassis layouts, and seeing them the next day after they've applied your opinions without telling you they would