Gen ℤ Invents WOKE Negative Numbers!!!!!!

starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

Feel like crying but in a :3 way

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

I can't help but feel like I'm desperate for any form of human contact yet I'm so unfamiliar with how it all works for autism and social reasons it ends up being an awkward and dysfunctional experience where I drag on everyone else. And that's with people I already know, I can't even comprehend meeting new people. And even now I'm venting without much consideration of time and place probably to the rightful annoyance of whoever gets shown this post, I fucking suck as a person and don't want to, but idk how to not

not because ill reciprocate but because its good for my ego ofc/j

low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890

— by Albert Joseph Penot

I'm playing turnabout sisters myself for the first time. I make sure to click on everything you can examine and oh my god the amount of characterization for Mia Fey just from examining her office makes me cryyy

Mia Fey who names her plants. Mia Fey who has a framed poster of her favorite movie in her office. Mia Fey who has very neat handwriting. Mia Fey who is terrible with technology. Mia Fey who bought an old ass computer which she only ever uses when sending emails. Mia Fey who owns many many law books that she has read back to back multiple times. Mia Fey who spends more money on the furniture her clients use than the ones she uses.

I'm sobbing