I Declare This Man As The Love Of My Life.

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wait, so ur telling me other people don’t totally fall inlove with shows/movies to the point your reading fanfictions of ur favorite ships till u fall asleep and spending all ur time on social media eating up content AND making content about them ??????

Kilgharrah is so valid. If an ant came and murdered all humans until I was the only one left, I wouldn’t be normal about it either.

watching IT as a way to keep myself sane for the next two years

i am but a small rat, living in the park garbage can, munching on crumbs and spending my life thinking about will byers, mike wheeler, eddie kaspbrack, and richie tozier

I am now going to go into detail how this would work which would be one of two ideas.

1. Richie is basically like Patty and Mike is Cathy going to live with Richie in Derry and of course some shenanigans ensue. Reddie is already going pretty strong and byler will happen. The clown will probably show up as well as the party.

2. Flip it Mike is Patty and Richie is Cathy going to live in Hawkins still reddie is together. Clearly Richie and El are going to clash and have issues shenanigans ensue and upside gets involved. The losers club comes down at some point and byler will happen.

Also for anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about it’s an old show from the 60s that used to watch when I was a young child at like 5am and it’s currently free on Tubi.

If you do write a fic tag me! (I may have ideas but I cannot write.)

The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.

Continuing on my patty duke au post I dream of Jeanie au but it’s destiel.

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

People who get offended when it’s suggested that Barry Berkman is autistic coded don’t understand autism. Even if it’s unintentional, he very easily reads as autistic, and I don’t understand why that’s offensive.