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Harry Potter’s era Head canons.

1. Harry Potter is bisexual.

2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.

3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.

4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.

5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.

6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.

7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.

8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.

9. George Weasley believes in God.

10. Fred Weasley is gay.

11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.

12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.

13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.

14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.

15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.

16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.

17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.

18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.

19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.

20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.

21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.

22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.

23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.

25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.

26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.

27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.

28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.

29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist-activist. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.

30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders

Do you ever wonder how many geniuses had the misluck of being a woman? Because I do.

I look at Maria Skłodowska - Curie and I'm getting mad when people erase her polish heritage.

I look at Joan D'arc and how some people made her amour as a halloween costume. It makes me mad.

I look at my language books and I can't find woman's story. The first novel by polish woman was published in 1818. I look at her first book and I think how it is. Why we don't talk about her in polish classes? Her name was Klementyna Hoffmanowa

I think about Eliza Orzeszkowa, the only woman we talked about literature in years. Now I read "1984" by George Orwell. She published her last short story in 1910 but she started writing in 1886. Why do we talk about only one of her short stories? Because it was about war and it was patriotic?

I think about Wisława Szymborska, polish poet, who wrote many anthology of poetry and won Nobel Prize, who died in 2012 yet no man care about her.

I cry over Emilia Plater, young captain of polish army, who died in 1831. Who fought against armies of Russia, Austria and back then country we call now Germany.

Polish woman rights came in to life after the first world war. Polish women were losing their rights after getting married in some parts of Poland (Śląsk for example)

Woman back then fought for their rights, even felt good with the possibility of not making it. They screamed to be heard. The fought so hard and now Trump wants to destroy it. "I'm gonna to protect you?" he says yet it's him who is accused of sexual abuse.

We should be thankful for feminism because withou it no woman could speak at loud.

So yeah, I'm mad at Trad Wives but I also worry about them — how many give up their dreams for being stay-at-home mom and how many were forced to be a Trad wife because of more powerful man?

I identified as a woman my whole childhood and I think I still can relate to women's problems as I'm not a man.

There are thousands of womem without basic education, without way to get out, without hope and without confidence that they won't be punished.

Mormons, extraordinatory Christians — they all hate woman and her rights. They tell them that she is the weak one, that if she think by herself, she'll be punished. They tell them that their only purpose of life is being a mother, a wife and a man's toy to play with.

That's enough. I'm done with this and if I have to protest about not cancelling my rights then I will. I'm not a woman but I used to be.

TOG2 IS GONNA BE RELEASED IN JULY??????? ANOTHER REASON TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WOLVERINE HAD A KISS WITH A GUY????

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Whatever you do, don’t imagine the Gryffindor boys’ dorm in seventh year.

Don’t imagine Seamus getting back with bruised ribs and an aching body, laying down in Dean’s bed and crying, not knowing if he’s still alive. 

Don’t imagine Neville limping in with bloody cuts from getting hexed by the Carrows, and looking at Harry and Ron’s empty beds, and wondering if he’s fighting an already lost war. 

Don’t imagine the silence at nights that either of them can’t get themselves to break, missing all the chaos that took over when all five of them came together. 

Don’t imagine Seamus clutching at the scetchbook that Dean filled with drawings before he left and not being able to breathe. 

Don’t imagine the night terrors of Neville, and his nightmares including getting Crucio’d to madness just like his parents.

Don’t imagine Ginny slipping into the dorm to cry herself to sleep in Harry’s bed almost every night, and get up before sunrise, getting ready to fight one more day. For Harry. For Ron.

Just don’t.

Headcons o różnych shipach.

Gdzie Ron Weasley jest agentem FBI, a Blaise groźnym przestępcą. Ron musi złapać Zabiniego, ale jak zauważa Blaise, Ron ma do niego słabość, co Zabini wykorzystuje, by uciec z kraju.

Gdzie Sam Wilson jest aniołem, a T'Challa człowiekiem, który je (anioły) widzi. T'Challa zakochuje się w nim, jednak wie, że nie mogą być razem, więc znajduje sobie żonę. Gdy umiera, Sam odprowadza jego duszę do Czyśca i tak panowie się poznają.

Gdzie Dean Thomas jest mordercą i opowiada jak zabił swojego męża, Seamusa Finnigana. Wyjawia dlaczego to zrobił

Gdzie Leo pośmiertnie opowiada o zasadach w jego świecie (tj. choroba kwiecistych płuc i system bratnich dusz) z perspektywy osoby aseksualnej (tu też warto wcisnąć to, że tylko osoby zakochane widzą kolory)

Gdzie Pietro Maximoff jest nocnym łowcą, a Clint Barton faerie. Pietro próbuje pokazać, że nie każdy faerie jest zły tak jak Meliorn

Gdzie Hercules Mulligan jest super bohaterem, a Lafayette zwykłym informatykiem. Mężczyźni zaczynają badać sprawę tajemniczej śmierci Jamesa Madisona.

Gdzie James Syriusz Potter i Teddy Lupin są elfami i muszą pomóc Lokiemu przejąć Midgard, Wallhallę i Asgard.

Gdzie Syriusz Black jest łowcą, a Remus Lupin upadłym aniołem, który uczy się życia w ludzkim świecie.

Gdzie John Watson jest w Ravenclaw, a Sherlock w Slitherinie. Panowie dostają razem szlaban, ale gubią się w Zakazanym Lesie, toteż zdziwiony Sherlock musi uspokajać spanikowanego Johna.

Gdzie Sam Winchester opowiada o swoim życiu w Piekle, zanim poznał innego demona, Gabriela.

Gdzie Oryński (z książek R. Mroza) razem z Chyłką są wampirami - wegatarnianinami i próbują przekonać innych, że nie trzeba pić ludzkiej krwi, co kończy się śmiercią jednego z nich.

(wzorowane na arcie!!) gdzie Castiel Novak jest policjantem, a Dean miejscowym złodziejaszkiem, który nałogowo chce być wsadzany do więzienia przez Casa.

Gdzie Castiel Novak jest synem Demeter, Dean Afrodyty, Gabriel Hermesa, a Sam Winchester Ateny. Cała czwórka jest następcami wielkich Herosów, tj. Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson itd. Cas, Dean, Sam i Gabe muszą pokonać zbuntowanego Boga i go zniszczyć. Misja jest od początku skazana na niepowodzenie, ale herosi uparcie chcą ją skończyć. W tle jest depresja Sama, Destiel i zmartwiony Gabriel.

Gdzie Seamus pracuje w warsztacie samochodowym Deana Winchestera razem z Magnusem Bane'm i podrywa klientów, do czasu, gdy poznaje Deana, świeżo upieczonego studenta malarstwa.

Will Treaty jest Avengersem, a Gilan jest sekretarzem samego Tony'ego Starka. Panowie poznają się, gdy wściekły Gilan rzuca obelgami na biednego Willa, bo ten zalał mu kawą dokumenty.

Może druga część??

Jeśli ktos chce użyć jednego z hc to proszę o wzmiankę o mnie jako autorze. Miłego pisania!

"jak już mówiłem, zbrodnia często jest osobistym dziełem. Nic więc dziwnego, że jest pełna symboli." - cyt. z Śpiew Skrzypiec, autorstwa @Cloumeritum

Thinking about 13 year old me who believed that him being 66 kg at height 166 cm was very fat and looked at other kids bodies with jealousy bc his never looked like theirs.

Thinking about 14 year old me who cried almost every night after he remembered that his mom said that he was eating too much X years ago and felt very guilty for existing.

Thinking about that time in mental institution when they had to double my meds to force me to eat when i wanted to starve myself to death.

All of that because of those stupid comments. And for what?

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, GERALT WELCOME HOME BABY!!!!!!!!

Hes my comfort character of course hes gay