Last Night I Finally Played This Masterpiece 👌👌

"would you fall in love with me again" from epic the musical but make it adashi

This is the stupidest thing i ever wrote BUT

There is no straight person in Avengers. Well, maybe there is but Clint Barton ISN'T. That man was raised in circus, he for sure fucked a man. Just look at him. The chaotic bi king at his finest.

WHY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WOLVERINE HAD A KISS WITH A GUY????

I SWEAR TO GOD IF 'TEEN' ISN'T BILLY I'M GONNA KMS

Listening to that Priscilla's song from third part of the Witcher game and crying bc this song is ONE OF THE BEST LOVE SONGS EVER

you have to listen to wolven storm even if you aren't fan of the witcher because of way how many ships you can relate to

Like i can hear in those lyrics winterhawk and I'm not sure why.

I just love this song so much......

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

Whatever you do, don’t imagine the Gryffindor boys’ dorm in seventh year.

Don’t imagine Seamus getting back with bruised ribs and an aching body, laying down in Dean’s bed and crying, not knowing if he’s still alive. 

Don’t imagine Neville limping in with bloody cuts from getting hexed by the Carrows, and looking at Harry and Ron’s empty beds, and wondering if he’s fighting an already lost war. 

Don’t imagine the silence at nights that either of them can’t get themselves to break, missing all the chaos that took over when all five of them came together. 

Don’t imagine Seamus clutching at the scetchbook that Dean filled with drawings before he left and not being able to breathe. 

Don’t imagine the night terrors of Neville, and his nightmares including getting Crucio’d to madness just like his parents.

Don’t imagine Ginny slipping into the dorm to cry herself to sleep in Harry’s bed almost every night, and get up before sunrise, getting ready to fight one more day. For Harry. For Ron.

Just don’t.

POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM

Adam takes fam for a Lublin trip

Translation: Fuck I love Lublin (family too ig...)

Little context here so. I once saw a fanfiction refer to Adam as Adam Wrona and I went wait WHAAAAAT beacuse Wrona is like Polish last name but then I went "okay okay someone looked at a list of last names ending with W and Wrona sounded cool it means nothing." But then I started to T H I N K and came across an awful realization. If Adam truly was partly Polish? He would be from Lublin (city where I'm currently studing at uni). He that he would make a FANTASTIC Pole. So like- I know Mexican Adam hc is the way to go and I headcanon him to be half Mexican myslef but the other half is Polish I'm sorry it's not my fault it's fault of WHOEVER WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO COME UP WITH LAST NAME WRONA FOR HIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEE.

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, GERALT WELCOME HOME BABY!!!!!!!!

can you guys please STOP fancasting frank as those twink a$s asian models. this guy is HUUUGGEE oka? he's fricking 6'5(195cm) for GODSSAKE. this man is a WALL, he's got inhumanly amount of MUSCLE and FAT. HE. IS. NOT. SMALL. he can NOT be small. it's physically impossible for him to be so. he is a BEAST. so pleaaseeeee cast him someone as big as possible. the bigger the merrierrr.