Me Fr 😔

Me fr 😔

I'm not saying I have a type but I adore Deadpool, Hancock, and my crush (who all have facial scarring of some sort) so I'm saying I think I might have a type

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kin-of-kin

2 months ago

Goodneighbor headcanons. Because I think canon Goodneighbor is kinda...idk underwhelming?

- the Third Rail has an entire band down there, with a rotating set of acts. Magnolia is the most famous and most prominent, but there are others, the aforementioned jazz band (who also serve as Mag's backing band), a comedy duo, and the WRVR acting trio (before Rex gets kidnapped rip)

- the city's residents live in the apartments that are being taken over by the Triggermen. The reason Hancock asks you to clean em out is because they caused a housing crisis in the city, and there isn't enough room in the Rexford and Old Statehouse to accommodate them

- the food and water Daisy sells are supplied on caravans from the Slog. In exchange, Hancock sends some Neighborhood Watch members down that way to keep an eye on things, especially with the Forged moving into the iron works and quarry nearby

- Kent Connolly was an EMT prewar and serves as the very anxious and reserved doctor of Goodneighbor. Fred Allen is his "pharmacist" (more like harmacist heyo). PTSD from the bomb and following 200 years of radiation make him less than optimal at his duties

- while there are some kids in Goodneighbor, Hancock doesn't like it, and tries to steer them towards DC if they're human, and towards the Slog if they're ghouls or god forbid supermutants

- related to the above, Daisy was a school teacher before the bombs dropped and houses kids in the apartment above her store. Whenever she can, she takes orphaned human children to DC, specifically to Edna and Zwicky, and ghoul children on caravans back to the Slog

- synths and supermutants are allowed in Goodneighbor, but there is animosity. Mostly anti institute animosity. Even a synth like Nick or Glory, people who are very clearly not spies, are treated with hostility. Spies, or suspected spies are shot on sight. And Supermutants are basically treated like the synths' bastard siblings, being a biproduct of the institute's kidnapping experiments. Even if a kidnapped person survives and comes back as a supermutant, they aren't treated like a brother coming home, but as a shadow of their former selves

- Goodneighbor is a safe haven for railroad members, as in the Neighborhood Watch won't kill them, but the "stealth and secrets" style of Deacon and some of the others puts Hancock on edge. He wants them to get their business done quickly and leave

- there are tunnels leading from the Third Rail and the Memory Den to Bunker Hill, the Old North Church, and the Switchboard, but the Switchboard tunnel was destroyed when the Institute attacked. After the Institute is destroyed, the railroad tries to put that tunnel back into use and use it as essentially a refugee highway

- Whitechappel Charlie was originally the waiter at the Colonial Taphouse but left when the ghouls were kicked out. He had his voice physically changed from the standard Mr Handy British accent to a Cockney accent as protest

Another Hancock post

this is for you cocknation! <3

First of all almost completely unrelated to the filth about to occur, I am a Hancock Short King supporter 100% this man is 5'5 at his tallest with the boots (and hat) on. John Hancock is just a small, squirrelly little man and I think that's sexy!

NSFW below the cut ofc

HEADcannons (lmao get it) anyway, Oral Sex! both AFAB and AMAB drabbles, fairly gender neutral wording otherwise? Uhhh I think John Hancock is a munch and idk what else to say...

Okay short kings almost always give great head, so give the man his goddamn credit. He may not tower over you (unless you're even tinier than he is, which would potentially drive him feral with how into that he could be) and he may not have the biggest dick in the wastes ( like 6 inch solid, average and appropriate; and he can fuckin slang that thing) but he does have a slightly longer than average tongue and a major oral fixation. that man will be between your legs as often as you'll let him. sometimes if he's really in a mood, you'll get him on his knees begging for it.

AFAB anatomy: lean back against the wall and rest a leg against his shoulder as he absolutely goes to town on you. he laps at you like a dog at water in this wasteland. he might just be convinced that any juice he can get from you might just be the elixer of life. or maybe he's just teasing himself to eat you whole, just like he always 'swears' he's gonna do when he pounces on you.

and listen I'm ngl guys, he gets a little nippy. this man might just bite at your thighs, his teeth printed nicely in your skin. he flicks his tongue rapidly over your clit, a teasing rush before he leans in and nips gently at the bud before lathing his tongue over your slit again and diving back in.

AMAB anatomy: brother let me tell you, its hard (ha) to keep his hands out of your pants and hands off of your junk. He wants you so bad its a little pathetic to be honest dude. Especially when you finally get home (be that back to Goodneighbor or whatever settlement y'all shack up in) cleaned up and ready to rest after your journeys. when you approach from cleaning yourself up, hair wet from washing, John is lounging on his couch in a robe, his hat still perched upon his head. there's a thin wisp of smoke slipping from between his teeth as he grins up at you lazily. He fully exhales as you sit and make yourself comfortable next to him, spreading out and letting gravity weigh you into the couch. For a brief moment, sinking into the sofa in a quiet room, eyes closed, you almost drifted off. not before the heat and gentle weight of John's body as he shifts and settles by your legs. You know what he's going for, so you shift and wiggle out of the loose pants you typically lounge in. the moment your cock is freed he's on it. long wide tongued licks, flicking the tip of his tongue across the slit at the tip. He's a big tease when he sucks dick, but honestly he doesn't even mean to be he's just enjoying himself. Like don't get him wrong, Hancock loves to get you off, but he also just really enjoys sucking dick (as long as its moderately fresh and clean. its the wasteland and all but he has some standards). anyway, he seriously is just drooling on it, taking it as deep in his throat as he can as he reaches to fondle with your balls as well. Hancock gives a good amount of attention to the balls, but nothing really scratches his brain like having you press him down on your cock as deep as you can as he tries to steady his breathing.

quite literally if you will let him, he will have your dick in his mouth about 85% of the time when you two aren't out making the commonwealth a better place.

OH!! additionally!! he loves to make out sloppy style with ur junk while giving head no matter what equipment you’ve got. literally kissing the tip or giving your clit a little sucking kiss, he loves it. it might honestly be his favorite place to kiss you if he has to be real with you