Thank You Ford "go Choke On Glass" Pines For Your Service. I'll Let You Get Back To Filing That Interdimensional

A vertically-oriented comic. Ford answers the phone, but is interrupted by an automated message that states: “This call is coming from the Theraprism. Cipher, Bill is attempting to contact you.” Ford startles, looking extremely distressed. The message continues: “To accept this call, press 1. To decline…” The message is interrupted with a “beep” as Ford, expression a mix between panicked and furious, presses a button on the receiver. There is a click, but before Bill can say anything, Ford yells “kill yourself” at the top of his lungs and hangs up. In the final panel, Bill stares into space as the disconnect tone plays.

thank you ford "go choke on glass" pines for your service. i'll let you get back to filing that interdimensional restraining order now

bonus:

Bill, with a faux-thoughtful expression, says, “Wow, my inner child is feeling sooo wounded right now. Or something.” A low-opacity tweet pasted behind him reads “Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words.” Off to the side, the Axolotl says, “We need to discuss your use of phone privileges.”

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