What The Fuck Was This Direct

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

My turn, @goodgirlgonebard

Make your teenaged Tavs. I made baby Astarion before he was a vampire, and Nessa when she had long hair and no tattoos yet.

Picrew

Dungeon Elf Dress Up

UPDATE 3: Expanded Wardrobe, Hair Highlights, and Additional Features! Dress up a magical elf inspired by Marcille from the manga and ani

It's an elf only creator, with only "natural" skin tones, so you can't make drow or tieflings etc. But I thought the art style was cute, and I can't help but imagine young Astarion studying law whilst Nessa is running about the forests of her home land.

All jokes aside, it's possible that JD Vance killed the pope.

When an elderly person comes down with a serious illness, for the sake of their recovery, indeed their survival, they are supposed to avoid anything that may strain their weakened systems.

They are meant to avoid stress.

Which is probably at least part of the reason why Pope Francis sent his second to speak to JD Vance instead of doing it himself.

And Then... JD VANCE INSISTED TO SPEAK TO THE POPE HIMSELF.

Knowing that the pope was still recovering from PNEUMONIA at his advanced age.

Still, like an entitled american, he demanded to speak to the pope himself. Despite having been met by his political equal in status, it wasn't good enough for JD Vance.

It just might have been the final straw for an elderly man who was fighting off a serious infection to have to take the time out of his already busy schedule.

The complete lack of empathy that JD Vance brought to the Vatican, that he had already been scolded for by the leadership of the religion he claims to follow, can very easily be considered a contributing factor at the very least.

It's not a stretch to theorize the pope might have survived had JD Vance not come calling.

The jokes are funny and all... but...

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)