Here’s The Closeted Furries “hey Man… Can U Bum Me A Cig” And “the One Uncle Nobody Invites

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

they've been playing a LOT of 2000's pop at work lately. I just heard Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes ft. Patrick Stump. I'm vibing but I'm terrified for our economy

We have always existed, and we always will.

Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

So...did u get deja vu?

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward