Ok Let Me Cook For Just A Split Second

What’s Hero up to in the contrary au? :o

Does Narrator get any stiff drinks? Does Contra tie a bunch of poofy bows to stuff?

oh. he's busy

but no, narry doesn't get any drinks, he's a bit preoccupied.

someone does, though

but yes! ribbons everywhere !! in nice bows

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

“Sweetheart, that’s- a cryptid??? I’m not sure but it’s definitely not a cat-“

honey i shrunk the birds

maybe at some point today i'll do the work im supposed to be doing

So I've been looking at the "slay the monster" stuff and i think the stuff I've seen is neat i gotta ask. Has anyone thought about it where the goal ISN'T to slay the monster but to be a sacrificial maiden for the monster. A switching of places but not of roles.

I mainly ask this because i think it'd be very interesting to instead of the narrator painting the creature as something that deserves to be killed whose entire existence would be better off destroyed, it would be the narrator trying to show you how good it would be if you just let the monster devour you. You're a princess so obviously they wouldn't have sent you away if they COULD do something else. Look at how nice this cabin is, wouldn't it be lovely to rest here while doing a good thing. The monster while powerful and scary is gentle and will allow you to pass painlessly. Go on princess, step into the beast's maw and slip away into a deep slumber forever....

I do feel like the princess wouldn't be instigating the resets but the monster. I feel like it could play on the monster always wanting to desire something. The "cold" route (aka just doing what you're told with no hesitation) would be interesting. Imagine seeing a lady wordlessly step into your maw and allow herself to be devoured. While the stp cold route is vengeance of a killer i feel like it'd be the opposite. A curiosity the monster couldn't sate as it sat there after that odd event. They could feel time slowly pass now that they had an unanswerable question. Eventually becoming too much to bear so they die and it starts up again.

Anyways i mainly think it's interesting purely because the vibes of everything would be so different.

These two. Just. These two.

knock knock. hands u a Voice of the Paranoid and runs away

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Thank you, Oddy

silly doodles of . nothing in particular 0.0

song that is literally the voice of the cold anthem but its so cheesy i feel silly sharing it

Now hes gonna have to finish his work with a wound on his neck thanks Kallamar