Found My Fav STP Route Recently. Dragon My Beloved. Your Horrifying Beak Mouth Was An Impossible-to-refuse

the shifting mound's thing about gifts is such bs to me . "gifts arent what someone tells you to bring them" yeah lady gifts also arent something you fucking steal. give me back my ghost girlfriend youre not using her anymore

I'm sorry to bother you, but can we get more little drawings of your avatar. Everytime I see them on my dash my day gets a little brighter.

Oh you’re not bothering lil ol’ me! Have some Bloob doodles, they’re fresh outta the oven!

Because I'm being influenced by a different artist on here, can we get some Broken and Stuborn stuff?

im glad i got this because i wanted to draw them too

my little fucking crybabies

guards, i want that man on his knees blubbering and blushing

cats dilate their eyes out of excitement. some would call it love.

No one had answered this yet, so I'm saying fuck it. Give me a few days and this shit will get written.

Does anyone know of any Slay the Princess fanfics that The Narrator somehow survives and has to face The Long Quiet and The Shifting Mound? The idea has been in my head all day and I need to know if it exists.

Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

Just some stuff in between all the requests.

I feel like if Hunted is really feeling it sometimes, if someone gets so much as a paper cut around him they are going in the nest, no questions asked.

“You’re injured.”

“It’s just a chipped nail, I hit a blood vessel but the blood will stop any minute now-“

“You’re. Injured.”

opportunist when I catch you opportunist

There's not a single Voice that actually seems to like Broken... Cheated is the only one who says anything remotely nice to him and even then it's a one-off thing... Opportunist and Contrarian outright call him the worst one... Hero is more upset with him in Tower and Tower->Fury than he is with maybe any other Voice in their own chapter...