One Must Imagine Neal Caffrey Happy

This shot is so much funnier when you realize no one explained to Mary that gay marriage was legal

also what was that weird filter over the episode this week 😭😭

The Batfam definitely has a group chat called "Official Mission Communications ONLY" that Bruce created with the strictest instructions about its purpose.

It lasted exactly 12 hours before Dick sent a meme.

Now it's just chaos, but Bruce never leaves because secretly it's how he keeps tabs on everyone.

Every few weeks he'll respond to 74 messages of nonsense with a single "Focus." and everyone behaves for approximately 5 minutes.

The real mission communications happen in individual texts directly to Bruce, who feels a tiny spark of relief each time his phone pings with "OFFICIAL MISSION CHAT (217 unread messages)" because it means they're all still alive enough to be annoying.

Occasionally in the middle of arguments about cereal rankings and who stole whose equipment, Bruce will just type "Status?" and everyone immediately responds with their location and condition. No one ever comments on this ritual, but everyone participates without fail.

Even Jason, who once replied "bleeding out in an alley but the cereal argument is worth it" which resulted in five vigilantes converging on his location in under three minutes.

The most treasured screenshot in Tim's blackmail folder is from the one time Bruce accidentally sent "proud of you all" at 3:42 AM after a particularly rough night. No one has ever mentioned it directly, but Damian has it printed and hidden in his sketchbook.

It was an accident :(((

Dick: Mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke, but life has been very smokable lately.

"Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got laid" was gay enough

BUT WHY DID EVERYONE FAIL TO MENTION THAT DEAN FUCKING WINKS AT CASTIEL AFTER THAT!?!???

i am speechless right now. like. if we got this in a post-2020 show it would be THE sign that they will, in fact, get laid sooner than later. if this happened between Dean and a woman, there would be zero doubts about them being endgame. how did the world allow the CW to gaslight us about Destiel when this scene exists. how did they succeed. how.

oh my beloved original Destiel shippers, they hated you because you spoke the truth

like I have to respect it. of course the week It Happens I get my period and have a Big Social Event mo-fri. how else could it go.

MAGA racism is killing us.