Let’s Lay Flat On Our Ovoidal Mama

can we get that episode in spanish maybe we missed something

every time I’m reminded of just how heavy a crowbar is, I’m reminded of how insane it is to have tiny teen Jason endure Joker’s erratic swings using that thing

i know ana isn't actually coming back but what i wouldn't give for her and eddie to run into each other, have some awkward ex small talk, and then for eddie to somehow let it slip that he and buck are living together now, cuing an "oh! oh that's... well, i always kind of suspected. i'm really happy for the both of you. i mean it" from ana that forcefully realigns all of eddie's chakras at once

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

I hope that they're trapped under rubble together and both bleeding heavily and getting woozy and buck can't stop thinking about bobby telling him he loved him before he died and so he blurts out to eddie 'i love you, man' and eddie's like 'i love you too' so quickly and easily that buck feels himself getting annoyed without really knowing why, except that eddie doesn't seem to be getting the enormity of what buck's trying to say, so he snaps 'i love you more' and eddie with blood between his teeth grins at him like buck is the funniest person in the whole world and says 'what are we measuring here buck?' and that's when buck realises exactly what it is he's been feeling

and then ravi who it turns out has been pinned on the other side of the rubble all along says 'I like you both guys but I don't think I'm ready for the L word yet'

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

After Bruce took Dick under his care, he actually stopped wasting time on any casual relationships - it seemed inconceivable when a little traumatized boy with unrestrained aggression and a desire to commit a capital murder was waiting for him at home. But after a few years, he thought, to hell with it, he deserved one night of good old fun. So he went to this gala concert in his best outfit, having previously arranged with Alfred to take Dick out for a short hike so that the mansion would be free during the night. And when he started looking for his "victim", he came across this charming reporter, all screaming Mr. Awkward with the broadest shoulders known to a man, and hands as warm as his smile, and Bruce, of course, takes him home. And everything goes great, only Dick returns earlier than Bruce expected, and enters his bedroom as usual without knocking.

Dick: hey B look i collected a whole basket of mushro— SUPERMAN??

Bruce, still half asleep, barely covering himself with a blanket: what

Dick: WHY IS THERE SUPERMAN IN YOUR BED.

Clark, without his glasses, his hair is combed back from the position of his head on the pillow: um

Bruce, already embarrassed and feeling like he'd failed as a guardian by letting Dick catch him the morning after: Dick what are you talking about, it's just some—

Bruce, turning to face Clark:

Bruce, paling:

Dick: THIS IS THE SUPERMAN YOU DICKHEAD WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR BED WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM—

Bruce: i... i don't know how to answer that

Dick, almost crying: DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME—

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for