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Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

maddie and eddie 🤝 shoving a child in buck’s arms whenever he’s sad

I do enjoy Dean getting initially twitchy and weird over fake dating Cas for a case and being super awkward with it BUT I also love the idea(and actually find it to be a bit more canon) of him immediately falling into the role perfectly and Cas being the awkward one. Because Deans a romantic at heart and if he’s gonna play a role he’s gonna play it. He goes full romcom. Pet names just rolling off the tongue and pda becomes instant second nature. He’s slapping his ass and slipping his arm around his waist while Cas is stiff as a statue. He manually puts Cas’ hand into his back pocket while they’re walking like “cmon man we gotta sell it!” He plants a kiss on wide eyed Cas’ cheek and manages to not blush until he’s rounded the corner while Cas bluescreens. Hes got their hands intertwined every chance he gets. Cas eventually catches up and when hes the one to initiate that’s when Dean loses every bit of cool he had. Cas calls him pet names and he instantly chokes on his own tongue. Cas slides his hand into Deans back pocket like he told him to and Dean almost jumps out of his skin. Cas kisses him and you can almost see the smoke pouring out of his ears. He can dish it out but he can’t take it

okay so bobby’s not dead but he is going to be retiring after this - and then we get captain wilson, parameddie moving into the ambulance with chim, and ravi permanently staying on a-shift alongside buck. this is true in my heart.

In the world of white collar it is important to support Neal Caffrey’s rights but even more important to support Neal Caffrey’s wrongs

Bruce: I need everyone to be quiet for five minutes. Just five minutes of silence.

30 seconds later

Dick: whispers Do you think he's mad?

Tim: whispers back Probably.

Jason: loudly I'm not afraid of him.

Damian: scoffs You should be.

Bruce: That wasn't even ONE MINUTE.

Bruce: your disguise is a pair of glasses?

Clark: yours is being stupid?

Superbat identity porn my beloved

10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

I thought they were using dead!Bobby as a distraction from impending Buddie canon but now I'm starting to think they're using impending Buddie canon as a distraction from alive!Bobby 🤔