Seismic Shifts And Literally Every Single Character Is So Unchanged You Might As Well Be Right Back At

“You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.”

Okay fuck him then???

Cas taking off his trench coat and laying it over Dean to keep him warm while he sleeps do you understand? Am I being understood?

The Batfam definitely has a group chat called "Official Mission Communications ONLY" that Bruce created with the strictest instructions about its purpose.

It lasted exactly 12 hours before Dick sent a meme.

Now it's just chaos, but Bruce never leaves because secretly it's how he keeps tabs on everyone.

Every few weeks he'll respond to 74 messages of nonsense with a single "Focus." and everyone behaves for approximately 5 minutes.

The real mission communications happen in individual texts directly to Bruce, who feels a tiny spark of relief each time his phone pings with "OFFICIAL MISSION CHAT (217 unread messages)" because it means they're all still alive enough to be annoying.

Occasionally in the middle of arguments about cereal rankings and who stole whose equipment, Bruce will just type "Status?" and everyone immediately responds with their location and condition. No one ever comments on this ritual, but everyone participates without fail.

Even Jason, who once replied "bleeding out in an alley but the cereal argument is worth it" which resulted in five vigilantes converging on his location in under three minutes.

The most treasured screenshot in Tim's blackmail folder is from the one time Bruce accidentally sent "proud of you all" at 3:42 AM after a particularly rough night. No one has ever mentioned it directly, but Damian has it printed and hidden in his sketchbook.

also what was that weird filter over the episode this week 😭😭

season 9 leaked

are we gonna get eddie suiting up to help get buck out of the collapsed building?

@ tim minear

i know ana isn't actually coming back but what i wouldn't give for her and eddie to run into each other, have some awkward ex small talk, and then for eddie to somehow let it slip that he and buck are living together now, cuing an "oh! oh that's... well, i always kind of suspected. i'm really happy for the both of you. i mean it" from ana that forcefully realigns all of eddie's chakras at once

Take on me,, 80s eddie

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heres to hoping bobby’s alive i coped rly hard and made buddie photocards