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Damian spending more time with his brothers and other kids his age so he slowly starts learning how to act like a normal kid

Damian: get FUCKED on

Dick: Okay so you've just combined two phrases into one that doesn't make sense. You're getting better though

Jason: Okay but "get fucked on" goes pretty hard though, I may use that

The new Pope said Buck and Eddie have to kiss. Sorry I don't make the rules, the Pope does.

Bruce: I need everyone to be quiet for five minutes. Just five minutes of silence.

30 seconds later

Dick: whispers Do you think he's mad?

Tim: whispers back Probably.

Jason: loudly I'm not afraid of him.

Damian: scoffs You should be.

Bruce: That wasn't even ONE MINUTE.

Presumed dead - if I look really hard at the studies for my research proposal does that count as doing it and therefore you will send the fic

this is prob the only thing i can give that you haven't seen already that doesn't spoil what happens but i will say take this paragraph with a grain of salt lmao

More thoughts on Clark fantasizing about sweaty Bruce "in a friend way":

The reason this lasts so long is coz every time Clark considers that maybe this behaviour isn't normal, he looks over at Bruce who's doing the exact same thing and thinks "nah, this is how friends act, totally bros"

He's memorising his heartbeat and scent? Bruce has already studied every inch of his body in great detail multiple times

He's interested in learning more about Bruce's parents and childhood? Bruce has been learning to speak kryptonian and studying the culture for years now

He treats the bat kids like his own kids? Bruce literally buys the bank his parents owe money to so they can keep the farm

He stares at the man's scars for a bit too long in the changing rooms? Bruce just full on looks him in the eye while he strips down then continues on like nothing happened

This man has not only matched his freak, he's doubled it and put a batsymbol on it

He was a punk, she did ballet ballroom dancing.

9-1-1, S01E01 & S08E13

spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

buck goes to athena sometime after the funeral, once he's finally realized his feelings. he talks to her about how he feels somewhat guilty, because he'll never really know if bobby ever approved of eddie, and tommy was really the only partner he ever had that bobby approved of. and athena laughs, before going into another room and giving him a sealed envelope dated like.. two months after eddie started working in the 118 with paperwork for filing a relationship, the only blank spaces being the signature and the date. she tells him that bobby had always wanted to slip them into their lockers the day after he found out.

Cas taking off his trench coat and laying it over Dean to keep him warm while he sleeps do you understand? Am I being understood?