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in the middle (charles/max/oscar, 22k, e rated)

Max has Charles. And Charles has Max. And Oscar still doesn’t have a goddamn coffee table. Or, about finding your place, somewhere in the middle.

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You think Lando and Oscar flipped a coin to see which of them had to go to the f1 movie and which one to the Cannes?

Hey, so some of y’all on this app called me dramatic and crazy and stupid for a post I made a while back that basically said the F1 movie was going to cause a rampant uptick in (the already prevalent) misogyny in F1.

But, lo and behold, I was right all along.

The film doesn’t even pass the fucking Bechdel test, are we surprised?

So I’m once again reiterating what I said in my previous post back in May,

If you happen to know a female F1 fan, please be kind to her. Check on her. Listen to her. She’s probably fucking frustrated right now.

And to all my fellow my motorsport girlies, I love you. We got this. 💜

All the other drivers were at the f1 movie and Oscar... is... eating barbeque....

Transcript from: McLarens Clash, Mercedes Win + Ferrari Under Fire | Canadian GP Review | F1 Nation Podcast on YouTube

Tom Clarkson: I think in a wheel to wheel battle, Oscar is just so good. Oscar reminds me of Lewis Hamilton in terms of his car positioning on the race track.

TC: He’s always got it in the right place-

Davide Valsecchi: No, no, no-

TC: I don’t think you’re gonna pass Oscar-

DV: Strongly disagree. I think he looks like Verstappen

TC: Oscar’s like Verstappen?

DV: Yeah, yeah, i disagree. I think Hamilton did this type of move in a more classy way. While Piastri? It’s seems like he did it normally with consciousness, but I can see some hunger in how he places the car. So I think that, it’s more similar to Verstappen.

DV: This attitude in fighting and almost enjoying putting the other one in a difficult position, I think this is less classy than Hamilton but more aggressive like Verstappen.

DV: I have this feeling. I always thought that Verstappen was not similar to Hamilton but similar to Schumacher, with this - you know - aggressivety. And i think Piastri is the most similar one in the paddock.

I just realised the most probable reason Kimi isn’t at the red carpet is because he has his tests.

funny to think about how after spain, people completely counted out max and said the mclarens would just fight it out until the end, but after canada, max is closer in points to lando than lando is to oscar

Lando Norris ! You are three points behind your teammate ! stop yearning for him !

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Max looked so proud of Oscar for that in the cooldown room.

Kimi please bring back doing unhinged shit with the champagne on the podium please.

Being a Kimi fan and an Oscar fan today is not for the weak.

OSCAR LANDO CRASH HELLO ???????£!,!!;&/@-????)

lwk want to rage quit this race

McLaren do yall need some help with the strategy?? What was that should've just let him stay out.

when gax crash out t1 and oscar wins the race and then he gets them both in the winners room (he gets to pick 2 people because of evil mclaren fia privileges) so they can um... hash things out... and make up with each other..... or work out their frustrations.... yeaaaah.......

oughhhugh I'm gonna b sick

Maxcar photos from twt from today's quali!!

i will take this maxcar crumb. and i will hold it close to my heart.

Oscar Piastri has got to have some damn good karma. Alpine screwed him over? Well now they’re a shitbox. Carlos Sainz? Lost his job. Otmar? Jobless. DRS? Defunct. In conclusion, he obviously has the favor of the gods and should not be offended.

idk if this has already been made for brocedes but i saw a Severance post w these texts and immediately thought of this image

girl who is going to be ok

If I had a nickel for the amount of divorced dads Kimi had, I'd have 2 nickels. Which is not a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

kimi and his divorced dads

He's so wife who dies at the start of the movie coded

he really loves big hats

They did this so that I could be more annoying about them actually

The beaming eyes of a man who knows he has the attention of the entire aus cricket team on him

in another life oscar runs a tennis blog full of jannik sinner fanfiction

Landoscar new brocedes this landoscar new brocedes that. Bro, the new brocedes is clearly gax. But this time, none of the "old friends" sentiments, and double the homocidal tendencies

whatever you say gorgeous