FLESH EATING TERMITES!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!! ATTACK NOW!!!!!! -- jaybird, he/him, 16, eng/br --
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MS Paint ships based on me and me partners epic and awesome au. slenderman is Divorced btw
small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.
for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.
it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.
day 4: kunikida
can you guess who kunikida is visiting?
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i decided it wasn't good enough just to draw him and i spent. 3 hours on this?? this was made with kunikidazai in mind.. i love them. (no this does not mean dazai doesn't get one. that bastard can wait his turn)
i have exams coming up. i might not be able to post these everyday. but it sure is fun.
Yeah this was stupid lol based off of mr. sutton’s twitter post about Tim Wright being nearsighted also happy halloween!
was this post made by the pilot who shot down the plane in lord of the flies
you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke
happy EMH anniversary hybrids RAAHHHHHHH.
this series has helped me through a really hard time in my life and I'm so glad I was able to get into it, I've met some wonderful people in this fandom and I love being able to edit it and create content for you all.
here have some memes I've made.
14 years is CRAZZZYYYYYYYYY I'm still older than it tho ...
Yea… surely not…
fly high
"Sowwy I stole Ur pillz🥺🥺" ahh hoodie🙏
request from irl who said he looks like a Twitter lesbian
collect my pronouns...
whats with being haunted by Slenderman and being transgender?
whats with being haunted by Slenderman and being transgender?
We need to bring back horror web series where the protagonist is just a pathetic man experiencing The Horrors™
WHAT IS IT WITH SLENDERVLOG ALTERNATE MEN AND BEING SASSY AS SHIT?
HABIT? FIREBRAND? PATRICK???
god I love them all
The cutest Jeff. Have a cup of coffee ☕
I think consuming liquids would be a bit hard with giant cuts in your face
He play toys
Why did I spend so much fucking time on this
I fucking love that there's a sudden spike in likes on this post because it's now hit october. find his pumpkins
I like to think I'm funny
friendly PSA to my tguy mooties :
you do NOT need to be fully flat. binders very rarely make you completely flat unless you're already quite small-chested. you don't need to live up to the unreal expectation that tguys are flatter than a board.
furthermore, a lot of cis guys have chest mass too. pec muscles are obviously a thing!
you don't need to fulfill anyone's expectations or ideas of tguys. you don't live to please anyone. it's completely fine to wish you WERE flatter since that's a thing a lot of tguys feel, but you shouldn't feel obligated to have to be flat, or else you aren't "valid enough."
love you all.
Poragative is such a good word. Progateeeeev. My protagative. Prodagiv. Proragative. Prog. :)
NINA THE KILLER 🎀
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for the fun of it : my phone wallpaper
let them speak, let them speak...
green day fan. huge green day fan, listens to bobby sox religiously.
absolutely an ADHD cretin
frequently goes into the TV just to fuck up whatever game Jeff is trying to play
can faze through walls and doors. he absolutely uses this to fuck with the mansion
*slur*
for Jeff, I have 2 VERY different interpretations of him, so I'll split his section into 2!
baseball enjoyer
sir mix-a-lot. I'm not saying any more on that
actual fucking chaos
rage gamer
"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF"
actually surprisingly into old games like doom
cocky to high hell
musical fan but you'd NEVER catch him admitting it
burns water
internet nerd
the most closeted man you'll ever meet
probably a weezer fan
will argue to death over incorrect interpretations of media he likes
"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF" also!
hasn't seen the light of day in far too long
minecraft veteran
eats insanely fucking fast to prevent the food from slipping
game modder
SO particular about his food. won't even look at it if it's not right (me coded)
draws incessantly on himself
freaks his fucking SHIT over orange juice
he's the one that comes home with a bucket full of rocks after going to the beach
probably eats them?????
collects things and gives them to you like a cat dropping off a dead mouse
pancake enjoyer
spams the ever loving shit out of everyone with reels
dare i say pyromaniac
coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
is REALLY fucking particular about the materials of his hoodie
clean freak
cooks like a gourmet chef surprisingly
but would you eat it?
he never actually killed the cult and is still being gangstalked by them
has had it up to here
spiritually an old man trapped in a 19 year old eldritch horror's body
pet seedeater!! I love this one
beetlejuice type shit?
SO SCENE
pansexual
manic probably
dyes her hair daily. the shower and pillow is HOT PINK
cooking nightmare
writes threatening letters in hot pink glitter pen
GIRLBOSSER
adds her own patches to her clothes
electric guitar ?!?!
has a million of those little fucking gremlin plushies. literally an army
frequently holds jack hostage to have a "girls night" and paints his nails
(against his will)
to be added to! feel free to add suggestions. will be updating this over time.
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