⏳ Madrigal Apologies⏳ "Let's All Talk About Bruno!!"

tis the season

I think the win win solution is for everyone to hop on the peter parkedcar and get themselves some pizzas 🍕

#back on my leverage kick bc its trending on tumblr??? #im not mad tho

i love the part of leverage where someones like ‘hey nate it seems like youre taking this case really personally’ and hes like ‘no im not im so normal everything is so under control’ and then ten minutes later hes like . in a stolen car chugging from a flask getting shot at by the mafia with cops chasing him

its absolutely criminal that white collar is not more universally known and beloved given the sheer density of Truly Iconic trope-based episodes it has. the episode where the fbi agent gets kidnapped and the thief has to rescue him is followed immediately by the episode where, through whacky hijinks, the fbi agent and the thief have to assume each others identities and do each others jobs. im gonna throw up ❤

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things, be proud of that. say the heavy rain is kissing you. write about the glow of the moon, the dancing of flowers. make your world magical. collect your metaphors and treasure them.

Okay, but following Obi-Wan’s apparent return from the dead after the Crisis on Naboo arc, I like to believe that younglings and padawans across the Temple were just like, “Yeah, death had a near-Obi-Wan Kenobi experience,” and then rolled with it.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.”

“General Grievous checks his closet every night for Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi once played Corellian roulette with a fully-loaded sniper rifle and won.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi was once bitten by a acklay and after five days of excruciating pain, the acklay died.”

Then somehow the clones heard about it and it went downhill from there.