Leverage Is A Monster-of-the-week Show, But The Monsters Are Corporate Greed, Conglomerates, And Capitalism.

you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

I think the win win solution is for everyone to hop on the peter parkedcar and get themselves some pizzas 🍕

its absolutely criminal that white collar is not more universally known and beloved given the sheer density of Truly Iconic trope-based episodes it has. the episode where the fbi agent gets kidnapped and the thief has to rescue him is followed immediately by the episode where, through whacky hijinks, the fbi agent and the thief have to assume each others identities and do each others jobs. im gonna throw up ❤

do you want me. have you wanted me. will you want me. when will you want me

I've always hated the rule about silence for golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm a golfer! I require perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit a ball with a stick."

You know what would take REAL SKILL? Loud Golf

Like, golf is already a crime against water tables and humanity, but I'd binge watch a season of Obstacle Golf!

Angry Bull loose on the course

Crowd with Vuvuzelas and Kazoos

Environment Activists armed with hatchets lurking in the bushes

One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.

Please please please

I saw a post about “Please stop hitting on women while they’re at work” and I 100% agree with it, which is why I’m making a separate post to say please don’t hit on people in general when they’re at work.

I work at a bakery and we have this sweet 16 about to turn 17 year old boy who works up front of our store. He used to work at the place next door to us and, while he was there, a girl he was working with developed a bit of a crush on him and asked him out.

He said no, that he has a girlfriend (which she already knew) and thought they could just continue on being friends and coworkers.

Since beginning work at our bakery she stops in every single day and talks to him for the entirety of her 30 minute long break. He has told her multiple times that he’s at work and can’t stand around and talk and when I asked him if he was uncomfortable his response was a very relieved “Oh, God, yes.” 

He’s tried to talk to one of the owners about it and his response was “You can talk to her after work” not realizing this poor boy is being made incredibly uncomfortable on a daily basis in the work place. 

When we told him he could come into the back to find something to do if he needed to he was so incredibly thankful and relieved. This girl spent twenty minutes standing up front waiting for him to come back after he said he had to go do something. Twenty minutes in the front of the store ever after being told he can’t talk to her. He doesn’t know what would happen if he says that he doesn’t want to talk to her and is genuinely nervous every time she walks in.

The only reprieve he gets is from the bakers in the back saying “I get it. Come back here” because the Owners don’t understand that he, a male coworker, can be made uncomfortable by these unwanted advancements being made toward him. 

Please.

This post isn’t made to undersell not hitting on women while they’re at work. I get that and that’s why this separate post exists.

Please.

Don’t hit on people when they’re at work.

Don’t hit on people when they can’t tell you no. 

me to myself: relax

also me to myself: i cannot 

Hardison witnessing Nophie for @cyanidegamer.