Kwiktripdisaster - Fandomness + Randomness

Everyone else when they’re undercover during a con: *just standing around* *miming the actions of the job they’re supposed to be doing* “What supervisor, there’s a very valid reason I’m not doing my job, I, uh……”

Eliot freaking Spencer: Guys stop the crime for a minute I have to go deliver these pizzas. I have to plate 300 hors-d'œuvres by 7:00. Get out of my way I have to go build a house with my bare hands.

I've always hated the rule about silence for golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm a golfer! I require perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit a ball with a stick."

You know what would take REAL SKILL? Loud Golf

Like, golf is already a crime against water tables and humanity, but I'd binge watch a season of Obstacle Golf!

Angry Bull loose on the course

Crowd with Vuvuzelas and Kazoos

Environment Activists armed with hatchets lurking in the bushes

One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

i love how in leverage nate ford doesn't get monologued to by villains. he gives a monologue, with genuine pleasure and complete unconcern for what's going to happen to him. you sort of get the sense that if he could whip out a powerpoint and a long stick to point with, he would. along with graphs and charts that he made hardison make.

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever