Reblog To Drop A Car Battery On A Post Below

“well you see we got the rock that was once alive at the creek of bad places”

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

Gentle doge

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reblog if you think it’s ok to have plushies at any age

YO SHOUT OUT TO THE BISEXUALS

IT'S FUCKIN SATURDAY!

THE BISEXUALS

remember all those months ago when i said i was going to make a uquiz? yeah

consider:

>stealth is out the window; she is getting you out FAST.

>no need for a laser gun, she is BRAWLING.

>through walls vision from the start.

>” you are awfully calm about maiming Freddy” “meh he wasn’t important... oooh check out his loot!”

>ends without a choice of stay or leave, regardless of what you do Roxanne is ready to knock Vanny’s head of her shoulders.

>have to deal with a wolf girl that is three dance moves away from a total mental breakdown at all times.

>has a cute nickname for you like Freddy does: Bitch.

who cares about lore implications, AU where Roxanne is the animatronic buddy instead of Freddy.

I know I already rbed a more in-depth post about it but here's another warning that there's A LOT of flashing lights in the batman 2022 + some harsh noises, both mainly from sirens and gunfire

I'm mainly hypersensitive to sound but I still had to close my eyes in the theater at one point because of like stark white/black flashing in one scene so if you want to go see it please be careful

Undertale au concept: it's an alternate timeline like dr is, but ut!chara is there. the story progresses as Chara is given more and more time to reflect and have a character arc. (this would be under the "Chara is somebody with issues" umbrella rather than the "Chara was always a psycho murder bastard that likes to kill people complexity who?" umbrella. by following the perspective of Chara, we slowly can find a way to help them as they are the only unsavable character in undertale.

tumblr stupid, can’t use comment.

you absolutely do not if you do not want to/can’t! the thing that makes an ask blog is asking and answering, maybe on occasion extra commentary/lore, but you absolutely do not require art!

I am filled with the overwhelming urge to make an ask blog for Kthanid (i got a name, hah), but I can’t draw, and ask blogs kinda require that, right?

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !