3/25/22: Join Me

consider:

>stealth is out the window; she is getting you out FAST.

>no need for a laser gun, she is BRAWLING.

>through walls vision from the start.

>” you are awfully calm about maiming Freddy” “meh he wasn’t important... oooh check out his loot!”

>ends without a choice of stay or leave, regardless of what you do Roxanne is ready to knock Vanny’s head of her shoulders.

>have to deal with a wolf girl that is three dance moves away from a total mental breakdown at all times.

>has a cute nickname for you like Freddy does: Bitch.

who cares about lore implications, AU where Roxanne is the animatronic buddy instead of Freddy.

because she actively funds anti trans organizations????? that is transphobic behavior?????

she retroactively made characters have random things like being trans or having a 7-foot dong to fuck with people, not as a moral statement.

Love how Sonic 2 and everything everywhere all at once are the only things people are talking about but there’s a whole-ass harry potter movie out right now too.

i don’t understand how people can think chara is evil? chara is a child who was abused before running away to commit suicide which failed, and they’re adopted into a new kind and caring family. they didn’t hate their family they loved them very much. chara loved their family so much they were willing to sacrifice themselves so their family could be happy. yeah they hated humanity??? their only experience with humans was mostly likely cruelty. they wanted all of humanity dead???? no! oh but asriel says “they weren’t the best person”!! nobody is the best??? nobody is perfect?? asriel was telling frisk that chara had their flaws. chara calls themselves “the demon who comes when people call it’s name”!! asriel calls himself “the god of hyperdeath”! they’re a child! and don’t you dare use the no mercy run! chara is taught by the player that killing is the right thing to do. you teach them that it’s right. like- like noelle in snowgrave! nobody is blaming noelle for her actions in the snowgrave route! chara at the end of no mercy is like noelle in snowgrave. except you didn’t realize you were actively manipulating chara, and you are aware with noelle. and chara still gives you chances in the end of no mercy. chara isn’t evil they’re a child. chara is a victim. 

COME HERE CHILD. DO NOT FEAR THIS COIL OF FLESH AND WOOD.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

how to draw arms ? ? 

remember all those months ago when i said i was going to make a uquiz? yeah

The gender gang, but they are wearing my own clothes =)!

#if this ends up being uncommon knowledge like the dyslexia font I’m gonna flip

Fellow epileptics, I have some fantastic news for you. There’s an add-on that makes the internet safer for us. It’s called Epilepsy Blocker. The creator had me test it out, give feedback, he made adjustments, and it works great. It may even help those with migraine disorders that are triggered by the same thing that messes with those of use with photosensitive epilepsy (mine is a case of being absurdly sensitive).

This is the only add-on I’ve encountered made specifically for those of us with epilepsy. It’s not a well known add-on, but I hope to see that change.