My Spouse And I Just Had One Of Those “wait Your Brain Works HOW?” Exchanges, And Now I Am BURNING

consider:

>stealth is out the window; she is getting you out FAST.

>no need for a laser gun, she is BRAWLING.

>through walls vision from the start.

>” you are awfully calm about maiming Freddy” “meh he wasn’t important... oooh check out his loot!”

>ends without a choice of stay or leave, regardless of what you do Roxanne is ready to knock Vanny’s head of her shoulders.

>have to deal with a wolf girl that is three dance moves away from a total mental breakdown at all times.

>has a cute nickname for you like Freddy does: Bitch.

who cares about lore implications, AU where Roxanne is the animatronic buddy instead of Freddy.

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how many "chugga"s before "choo choo" vote NOW on your phones (rb with your answer)

drew @scrybe-of-dreams :]

is there a tag for seconds(the comic) by  Bryan Lee O'Malley?

searching “seconds” gives you some stuff for it, but mostly other junk.

quick rb to say what type of wings would the mutual you reblogged this from would have

“well you see we got the rock that was once alive at the creek of bad places”

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

rainbow skin like those iridescent fish scales, also wings.

what fantasy-like attribute would the person you rbed this from have (ie horns)

okay so inscryption is a game i really enjoy so decided to come up with a custom mechanic for it! (I have an idea for a scrybe that uses these cards, but they aren’t done yet). So, without further to do, tension!

all tension cards are seemingly “free” in that they can be played immediately but have a cost of 1-4. if the cost of all cards on your side of the board is over 4, you shall take the excess number of tension points as damage to all of your cards. 

your side deck is full of various mechanical cards that aid in tension management such as “tension jars” that increase the maximum. 

a 1-cost card would be like a squirrel or empty vessel, maybe a skunk. a 2-cost card would be like a stoat. a 3-cost card would be like a wolf, and a 4-cost card would be like a bear. this means that to play a four damage card, you must leave every other lane open.

let me know what you think!