Hot, Disturbing, And Disgusting Take, But I Would Fuck Zombie Patrick Hockstetter.

90's sherilyn fenn

Stand by Me (1986), dir. Rob Reiner

Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog, what’s Goofy?

TLB incorrect quotes (short)

Michael: *impales David*

David: Oh! Harder Daddy!~

Michael: *Gasp* SON?!

David:

Why did David eat the noodles like that infront of Michael…..like ok slut

they could never make me hate you Max

Really sad with the way Max has been misinterpreted for forever really…. Like yall really saw this dorky video shop owner and were like “evil” the older I get the more I understand him and he’s actually so funny it makes it even sadder how the fandom interprets him.

He’s trying to turn Lucy the good old fashioned charmer way. He’s taking her on nice dates and slowly trying to broach the topic - playing the long game etc.

But you see— his boys, who have decided they’re a gang about 30 years ago and who he couldn’t control for 70 said noooooo and just had to terrorize her son and try to go about it too fast.

He’s not even particularly mad by the end he’s just

“Damn I forgot they get like this… my bad looks like we’re going to have to go the traumatic route, whoopsies✨✨”

Are you people seriously gonna look at me and tell me he’s NOT babygirl???

cannot stand Michael, he’s so stupid

Star: Don't drink that, Micheal. It's blood.

Michael: Yeah, right.

Michael: *drinks the blood*

Micheal: *becomes a vampire*

Michael: How could you do this to me, Star?!

Shout out to the five people who remember Belch Huggins exists! I hope your pillows are always cool.

Some sleepy boys, I miss drawing these two

Saw this on pinterest and made me giggle a lil bit ngl