SO WOULD THE VALKYRIES
rip Barty Crouch Junior, you would've loved Dazey and the Scouts
Ace spec Regulus who was always just seen as "saving himself til marriage" when in reality he just never wanted to have sex with anyone unless he really loved them
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On Friendship.
Sirius Black is left handed
Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remus’
And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??
And he’s not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more ‘him’
But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused
So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie
But his parents couldn’t have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand
So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because that’s what he’s always done
And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Sirius’ right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left
Because it’s so beautiful and true and him
luck please and thank you
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit
Some marauders doodles! Reg with the bunny hat is my fav 🫠
CRIMSON RIVERS IS THE MOST ANXIETY INDUCING FIC TO EVER EXIST
i’m rereading the arena breakout, why the fuck am i so stressed???? I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
thinking about james guiding regulus through the halls to his classes because he’s reading while walking
“careful here, love. that’s the missing step. cmon, just hop over it a little.”
thinking about regulus trying to focus on his book but getting flustered by james’ arm around him so that he doesn’t smash into a wall
thinking about everyone thinking they’re dating but james is just thinking “okay, just guiding my best friends adorable, pretty, perfect little brother to his classes. no gay panic here, no sir.”
down bad regulus x down bad james is the only way jegulus works btw
even if they started as friends with benefits, james brought a ring the first week they started their little rendezvous. and regulus left his toothbrush in james' flat so anyone that goes there would think he lives there too, he also started to look for houses close to the sea for them.
they confess their feelings on their native language all the time and pretend they just said some random bullshit .
james told effie and monty about regulus instantly. regulus did to narcissa as well.
they both have a wedding planned.
they are so down bad for each other but it still takes them ages to get together
girl listens to phoebe bridgers and ethel cain at 9 am and wonders why she wants to slit her wrists